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SOME SIG GAMES ARE MENTION IN THIS FANFIC. EVERYTHING FOR MOST.

The ground is very grassy, and the world is exploding behind them. The grass is still fine though. The world is just not doing so well.

"Hey John Doe." The blonde haired twink said, with a smile on his face. Very sparkly.

"BAKA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!!" Said the rotting corpse- that's surprisingly hot. He sounded pissed. And he was blushing. Fuckass tsundere.

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There was so much grass, so much in the pool, so much everywhere.

"Oh hey John Doe!" The blonde haired sparkly twink said with a joyful arrogant smile on his face.

Yes they are in pool okay

"SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD UGHHH BARK BARK I HATE YOU" The hot rotting corpse says, barking and screaming.

The blonde haired twink blinks for a second. What. What is that even supposed to mean??? Anyway! "Ok" He says, with that joyful smile back on his face!

The pathetic maid is on the poolside is drinking a margarita, she's shaking her head, utterly disappointed (HER NAME IS CELESTE) "Always these damn homosexuals. Smh." She says to herself, disgusted and nonchalantly.

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The grassy ground, right infront of the irrupting volcano, has Oliver, John Doe, Celeste, Boksu, Carmen, Dajeong, Rook, Cecilia. From some other universe or something. The grass is very high. It goes up to the knees.

The blonde twink is very sparkly today, the sparkles are radiating off of him. Very noticeable, very blinding, he's like a child who put glitter all over his face. Except it's natural. "Oh hey John Doe!" He says with a happy smile on his face, to the hot rotting corpse! (very hot)

The hot rotting corpse does not smile back, instead it gets even MORE pissed. Still hot though. "aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH... noooo... I don't love uuu" These tsunderes. He was probably blinded by Oliver's sparkles (and beauty).

In the background the pathetic maid (CELESTE!!!!!!! HER NAME IS CELESTE) did super cool backflips and all of the lesbians cheered.

"Go celeste!!" Carmen screams from joy!

"You can do more!" Rook and Cecilia say at the same time, whilst making out.

Boksu is drinking beer, giving thumbs up, and looking like she's gonna puke on the pathetic maid's maid dress.

"Woooooooooo you can do it celeste!! You're going great!!" Dajeong says, cheating on her husband. Smiling and cheering while doing so.

"This truly was the divinest of hunts!" Jelly says with a smile on the face.

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Today the birds are chirping outside, and the dolphin. Today the rotting corpse got arrested. Not surprising. I know. He was at a gay club, and he punched every male stripper, (and any gay couples- what a bitch!) because he was in denial. He cannot accept that he likes men. Denial. Hot rotting corpse denial.

Oliver, like the little twink he is, bailed the rotting hot corpse out, with his dad's money, because he's a pathetic little rich boy. Atleast he's probably not in denial. "Oh hey John Doe." He says with a joyful smile on his face, he's sparkly, but not blinding.

The hot rotting corpse, of course doesn't respond well. Fuckass tsundere. Denial tsundere. He's already pissed. "IMGONNAKILLYOUIMGONNAKILLYOUIMGONNAKILLYOUDIE" Wow. He took getting bailed out well. Denial.

The pathetic maid (CELESTE!!!! HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!) is starting to become a pimp. Every woman she sees, falls for her. So arrogant! Even worse than pathetic rich twink! She's just watching this go down with her new girl, Angelica. Her favorite side chick.

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The sparkly twink, once again is near the hot rotting corpse. This time they're in France. He sighs. Quietly. The hot rotting corpse doesn't hear him, neither does the pimp. "Oh hey John Doe!.." He says, trying to put a smile on his face. He just wants the hot rotting corpse too like him.

Of course the hot rotting corpse, did not take it well. He's angry. Angered denial. "SHUT UP GO AWAY I DON'T LIKE YOU HMPH! CELESTE GET OVER HERE!" Holy denial. He's still a hot rotting corpse though.

The pathetic maid, being a pimp, was annoyed. She was drinking her alcohol, making out with all of her girls, and she generally didn't care. "Shut up. I'm a pimp now. I don't care about your failing denial love life." She spat out angrily. She just spat on the tall grass outside of the French bistro.

Inside of the bistro, was some ugly orange haired French freak. He was SCREAMING and SOBBING his eyes out. He was supposed to be doing his job as a waiter, as you can tell by his waiter clothing, but he's banging, screaming and sobbing on the window. His boss is probably pissed off. It's pretty muffled but what is make out able is "MANON NOO CMON SHE'S A MAID IM A WAITER AT LEAST MY JOB IS A LITTLE BETTER PLEASE!!!!" He continues sobbing. Screaming and banging on the window behind the pathetic maid. (NAMED CELESTE!!!! HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!)

The blonde sparkly twink smiles, trying to convince himself that at some point the hot rotting corpse will like him. "Can I get another line-" He gets immediately cut off by the pathetic maid (NAMED CELESTE!!!!!!!!! HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!!!), and the hot rotting corpse.

"NO." They both say cutting the blonde sparkly twink off. Even the pathetic maid (NAMED CELESTE!!!!!! CELESTE IS THE NAME!!!!) stopped her pimp activity's. The hot rotting corpse is still in denial though. The birds chirp.

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They're at a wedding, why- who knows? But the knee high grass is still there. It's very grassy.

Oliver sighed feeling disappointed, I mean who *could* blame him. He was trying so hard to get John Doe to like him, heck even just talking to him would be nice but...he never did, just always shooed him off.

Oliver decided he would take another chance to talk to him using the only words he could without being bombed.
"Oh hey John Doe..." Oliver was slowly giving up with this whole hey John Doe thing, it was getting frustrating while Celeste was getting every girl in existence.

John Doe turned around to look at Oliver, who was looking less enthusiastic than usual. What an odd sight.

"Oh uh...hey." John Doe said, which is weird, Oliver expected to be screamed at.

"H-huh you're talking to me? But you usually just tell me to fuck off" Oliver said with a confused expression on his face, he couldn't believe it. John Doe was actually talking to him.

"Well I'm not sure, It's just that I realized that you've been actually trying to talk to me..and I've just been so pissed" The hot rotting corpse says rubbing his neck and looking away.

Oliver blinked a few times, he opened his mouth to say something before he was cut off by Celeste. "Hey guys would I be a bird, rabbit or dolphin?"

In the background, near the alter there's a dolphin, how? Who knows. But it's chirping, like a bird. Celeste takes this as a sign that she is a dolphin.

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The grass is still here. Will it ever be gone? No. It's knee high, even inside of a house. They have weird crystal things above their heads.

The blonde sparkly twink, wasn't even surprised! Probably used to it by now, but he put on his signature sparkly smile and said his words! "Hjdaaoosl!" He said, happily.

Of course, like always, the hot rotting corpse didn't take it well. He once again, looked pissed. But he ALWAYS looks pissed. He can't handle postive interactions. So he responds, in an angry tone "Liajnanajajakakaaka!!" Can't this tsundere just handle a positive interaction???

The pimp (CELESTE!!!!!! HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!!!) of course is also here! She's just minding her own business, she misses her girls though. But guess what she has! Money. So of course she admits it to those people. "Yeahabbsbdsa." She says. Just really wanting her girls back.

The sparkly blonde little twink, is surprised by this revelation. He knew she was a pimp, but he didn't expect her to have THAT much. So he has to respond. "Mruyay?" He asks- before getting cutoff by The Hot Rotting Corpse and the pimp.

They both scream at him before he can even finish asking his question! "Sallayutuoaaaakip!" They both say at the exact same time, shutting the blonde sparkly twink up.

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It was just another day and the sparkly blonde twink and the hot rotting corpse were in the grassy grass, this time they were in rot in paradise because the multiverse hopping never ends.
Today the sparkly blonde twink was too tired of just saying Oh hey John Doe to talk today so he said the most insane thing ever...ready? No click bait...super insane. "Hm bye John Doe"
The sparkly blonde twink started walking over to the bar to fetch the pathetic maid (HER NAME IS CELESTE!!! THATS HER NAME!!) another margarita leaving the hot rotting corpse alone next to the beach
"Shut- huh what...."
The hot rotting corpse stared at where the blonde twink had walked away, sure the sparkly blonde twink was super annoying with his Oh hey John does but as much as John Doe hated to admit it (fuckass tsundere) he enjoyed the twink's company. And now that he had just walked away...it was making him have a panic attack.
"Go fetch me a beer Jimmy john or whatever your name is!"
The pimp (CELESTE!! THAT IS HER NAME!!) yelled from the beach side bar.

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The sparkling twink, and hot rotting corpse and the pimp (HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!!!!!! CELESTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CELESTE!!!!!!) and the mayor’s assistant, enter a building called The Company™

“Oh hey John Doe! Im not sure where we are but I think we should go in the elevator” The sparkly twink says, with a smile on his face!

“Albert elevator.” The mayor’s assistant says.

“Haha you’re so smart blood!” The happy sparkling twink says joyously.

They enter the elevator all 4 of them, the hot rotting corpse seems not happy about this elevator.

“It smeels like cigs..reminds me of the olden days...” The pathetic pimp maid (HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!!!!!!! CELESTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) says nostalgically, with a remembering look on her face.

“Shut up I hate you both..baka!” The hot rotting corpse says, ANGRILY! He’s so mad. Ts pmo.

Cocky blond man and glasses dude who always dies go into the elevator. It’s pretty cramped to be honest.

“I want chicken nuggets!” The cocky blond man (coworker) says sadly.

“I am protag and I am looking around.” Glasses dude who always dies says nervously.

“I’m gonna kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The hot rotting corpse says angrily.

“But..you’re already dead..?” The sparkly blond twink says worryingly. He looks nervous.

“Laughing emoji! Quite humorous!” The
Mayor’s assistant says humorously!

“Shut it.” The pathetic pimp maid (HER NAME IS CELESTE!!!!!!!!!!!! CELESTE!!!!!!!!! CELESTE I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) says angrily.

“Ok.” The sparkly blond twink says blankly.