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“Yo, yo, yo, yo!! What it is, motherfucker?!” a certain blond cackled, way too energetic for someone who’d literally just woken up.
Sasuke groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. His ray-of-sunshine boyfriend was already screaming at full volume, and Sasuke had both a hangover and an exam to deal with. Perfect. Just perfect.
But hey—he’d signed up for this.
So when the blond menace bounded over and wrapped him in a suffocatingly tight hug, Sasuke couldn’t even bring himself to be mad. He shifted slightly and looped his arms around him, burying his face in messy golden hair with a sigh. He fucking loved this dumbass idiot. Even if nothing he said ever made sense.
“Sasuke! Sasuke!” Naruto chirped, pulling back just enough to beam up at him. “What’s the Spanish word for salsa? :D”
Sasuke gave him the most unimpressed look imaginable. “…God, Naruto, you’re so fucking stupid,” he muttered, rolling his eyes as his fingers tugged loose the knot of his tie. Then, with a lazy smirk, he leaned in close.
“Take your clothes off already.”