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"Ahh Perry The Plat- Who are you?" Dr Doofenshmirtz said with confusion. "I'm Steven from Steven Universe. I heard you were trying to kill Perry" Steven said like a fandom would do. "Uh.... No Steven but you came here to see my invention! BEHOLD! THE SHIPINATOR 3000! It will make all characters from Anime, Manga, Tv shows, Movies, Etc with a relationship!" Doof said like a madman. Steven said sadly to Doofenshmirtz. "Doofenshmirtz, you don't have to be the ba-" "ATTEMPTED MURDER!" Doof said for no reason. Steven said again. "It's not who you think you are, there is hope in you." "Nah this is a short thing so that's all" Doof said, but then Candice appeared. "MOOOOOOOOM!!!! Steven from Steven Universe is in a crossover!" And then Doofenshmirtz transformed her into dust particles. The End.