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Part 2 of ISH SMP BRAINROT.
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All Dogs Bite. (Until Their Collared.)

Summary:

Fluixon is the prince of Aculon.

Saparata is a random orphan who washed up on it's beaches.

They shouldn't have fallen in love.

(OR the author needs more dark and possessive Fluxarata so she's making it herself.)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Why are we doing this again?" Asked Fluixon.

"Because I want to, and we need get out of the house flux, I know we're vampire royalty and all but jesus." said Cynikka.

Fluixon resisted the growing urge to roll his eyes, of course they we're on house arrest, It was summer. 

Being vampires made them particularly sensitive to sunlight, they wouldn't burst out in flames because that's just plain ridiculous but they would burn, it is extremely unpleasant.

Aculon has short summers before returning it to it's usual winters, It's one of the only times they are not allowed outside, safety and all.

Cynikka hates it with a passion, she always sneaks out during this time of the year, dragging him along.

Fluixon sighs, twirling the umbrella in his hands, at least this time she remembered to steal some umbrellas on her way out.

The last time she did this, she forgot, he fell sun-sick for days.  he was forced into bed and coddled until he got better.

He shivers just thinking about it.

Cynikka didn't get sun-sick due to the singular fact that she drank real blood. Fluixon couldn't bare it, drinking blood from people, he only drank animal blood, making him fractions weaker then her.

She was so guilty afterwards too, Fluixon was fine but it was fun for him to boss her around, she was 'making' up for it.

Then she got tired of it and they went back to normal.

"Should we get back now? I think they've noticed we're gone." 

"Then let them find us, I want to spend some more time in the sun."

This time he actually does roll his eyes.

For reasons Fluixon can't understand, Cynikka has always had this...need for the sun.

Or more specifically heat, She stares at fire like it speaks to her, seeks heat like it matters to her.

His working theory is ; That because they can't produce their own body heat, Cynikka has taken it within her to have what she can't make.

He doesn't care for it but he supports her nonetheless. Their family does too.

He's sure that security is lax around this time of the year specifically for her, the last time they actually mange to keep her under lock and key, she burned down half of the estate.

His boots crunch against the sand as they walk, two royal figures under large black umbrella to hide from the sun.

And- He squints.

"Do you see that?"

"See, what?"

"There's-" He cuts himself off, hurrying his pace, because in the distant, there's a figure buried the sand.

He approaches quietly before giving it up, the figure- a boy is asleep or perhaps unconscious.

He kneels down beside it, making sure to keep him and it under the shade, alright, definitely unconscious.

The boy is pale, long locks of pure white caked with sand, Fluixon can make out a pair of ears above his head and what he thinks is a tail poking out of the sand.

he's half buried in it, Fluixon reaches out, dusting a bit of sand off his cheek. The boy is a Hybrid of some kind.

How peculiar. He trails his hand upwards, over the soft skin and into the rat's nest of hair, he's itching to touch the boy's ears when-

"Holy shit!" Cynikka screams, making him jump, he turns his head to glare at her venomously, pulling his hand away like a criminal.

"Shh! Be quite! What if he wakes up?" 

"So what if he wakes up? Guy is on our beaches! He-he shouldn't be here flux!"

"If anything we shouldn't be here."  He hisses out at her, reminding her of their escapades, she rolls her eyes at him as he gives her the finger.

The boy shifts, clearly spooked awake by their noise, his pale lashes flutter open as golden jews wake.

Pure gold.

That's how Fluixon would describe the boy's eyes. They were utterly and completely beautiful.

Those eyes widened in fear before,

"Who-who are you? Where am- where am i?"

And that's how Fluixon meet the love of his life.

Notes:

DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS.

Alright, bc I need to YAP abt this au i made, i'll be giving Fun-Facts every upload. Depending on your definition of 'fun'.

Fun-Fact : Sun-sickness is a disease tha only affects vampires, It's basically sun poisoning but 100 times owrse, you get sick and shit and it feels HORRID. You have horrible migraines, you get nauseous, you don't have body heat so you aren't hot BUT you are deadly cold and ravenous for blood, Now imagine Fluixon, a vamp who ONLY drinks animal blood getting this, It SUCKED.

Cynikka was so guilty afterwards, She allowed flux to boss her around until she got sick of it.

The reason flux got sun-sick was because of him only drinking animal blood, normal vamps don't get sun sick bc they drink blood from people but he doesn't do that.

Chapter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So...to recap, you found this boy while you two we're out and you want me, to do what exactly?"

"Employ him."

Turkey stared at the two- three children before him, already bracing for the headace that was to come.

Lord Ish have mercy. He thought desperately.

Of all the times these two snuck out, they've never brought something back with them, expect for chaos and trouble of course.

Just like their father.

Speaking of which, "Why not ask your father, the king?" He shoot back despite already knowing the answer.

"You know he'd never say yes." The young prince answered again, rolling his eyes at him.

Adorable evil little demons his king has sired.

Turkey sighed, "And why should i do so? In fact why ask me?" 

"Because you love us? Please Uncle Turkey? Pretty please?" Fluixon pleated, using his amethyst eyes for evil yet again.

Everyone and their mom knew how utterly weak Turkey was to children, it wasn't a surprise when prince and princesses started abusing it for their own gain.

"What-what if he's a spy?" Turkey threw out in a last ditch attempt at dignity.

Fluixon pouted and if that wasn't enough, he grabbed the boy's- Saparata wasn't it?- hand, taking it into his own and pushing him in front so Turkey could see the boy's face.

Which was caked in sand, those gold eyes looked up, all teary and scared.

"Look at him! Turkey! He's so sad and miserable, your just going to throw him out? Into a cold orphanage that won't care for him? Or worse, onto the streets! He's going to end up all hungry and scared and so sa-"

"My prince." Turkey cut off, Throwing the boy a pleading glance, "I'll speak to his highness, we'll do multiple test on him, until then, he'll stay in your care."

The young prince brightened, a grin on his face, "You won't regret this Turkey! I promise!" Fluixon swore before running off, Saparata at his heel.

He sighed deeply, Elaneulo was going to butcher him. 

Before turning his attention to the last person in his room, "Well, Princess, Anything you might like to discuss before i speak with the king?"

Cynikka stilled before raising a brow, something that reminded Turkey so very deeply of her father.

"Nothing at all." She sassed before turning on her own heel and leaving.

Notes:

Another one! Please comment, comments feed me so i may write.

Fun-Fact : Ya'll ever notice how Elanuelo's type is just.. Birds, literally just birds. THE TWO PEOPLE MF IS SHIPPED WITH IS A CROW AND A TURKEY. Secret furry fr fr.

Notes:

DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS. DOGBOY SAPS.

Alright, bc I need to YAP abt this au i made, i'll be giving Fun-Facts every upload. Depending on your definition of 'fun'.

Fun-Fact : Sun-sickness is a disease tha only affects vampires, It's basically sun poisoning but 100 times owrse, you get sick and shit and it feels HORRID. You have horrible migraines, you get nauseous, you don't have body heat so you aren't hot BUT you are deadly cold and ravenous for blood, Now imagine Fluixon, a vamp who ONLY drinks animal blood getting this, It SUCKED.

Cynikka was so guilty afterwards, She allowed flux to boss her around until she got sick of it.

The reason flux got sun-sick was because of him only drinking animal blood, normal vamps don't get sun sick bc they drink blood from people but he doesn't do that.

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