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Tony Stark's Home for Psychologically Iffy Superheroes by wakeupthenightmare
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Marvel
18 Jul 2016
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Summary
"What's got your panties in a twist today, Barnes? You find out your favourite jazz band is dead or something?"
Barnes' eyes narrowed further and Tony reassured himself with the knowledge that Pepper was well-looked after with his last will and testament."Jazz was the 20's Stark. And that was for Steve." Bucky growled, eyes fixed on the now-empty jug of coffee and Tony decided he'd ask to write out a goodbye note to Pepper using fridge magnets before Barnes strangled him.
Yes, Tony had alphabet magnets. No the Avengers were not currently engaged in an informal contest for who could come up with the naughtiest words. Absolutely not.
"Bye, Tony, was nice knowing you." Barton commented from the other end of the island counter and yawned into his bowl of cheerios.
or the one where Bucky loves Steve and Steve loves Bucky, Tony thinks he's Hitch, Clint gets mad sugar-rushes, Sam feels like a permanent babysitter, Natasha knows how to make pancakes and Bruce is briefly struck off the lab-buddy list.
Series
- Part 1 of The Avengers vs. Domesticity