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it was a dark and story night. and john egbert was doing mathematics. and homework. and it was a scary night. and then dave strider appeared. and it was so scary. but dave strider and john egbert are friends. so they played heads down thumbs up. and it was thunder storm. and dave strider was afraid of lightning. so afraid. and john egbert said "Wow dave, you are so scare dof Light ning, thats som impressive, i cnant believe this!"
he could not believe this. dave strirder said " yes john, i am afraid of lightning, like tails the fox, but dont tell anybody" "Ok dave" john said. john said "Dave, coiuld ou help me with my mathematics homwrork, its really hard"
Dave.......................
he did not know : 5+5.
and the lingning flashed outside.
dave said "but john, i dont know maths, its kind of a problem, i need to learn maths,"
John screamed so loud. it scared dave right out of his trousers. and he was pantsed. and it was like herobrine flashed outswide. it was a scary time. and they saw bfdi fans outside, it waw so scary. john egberts #1 fear was battle for dream ilsnad fans. he hates object shows. and dave agreed but he wasnt scared of them. he just thort they wwere really lame and not cool. dave is so cool. hes likes, the coolest/. cool dave,
and then bro strider appeared, and he, said to dave "Hey dave, you remind me of the drawpile impressionism brush", and dave cried, the end of mystory