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  1. How To Live With Your Spouse When He's Insane by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    This was it. Ghost never thought he'd ever get married and Soap never thought he'd ever live long enough to get married, but now here they both were, buying their first house together. For the first time ever, they both get to spend their forced retirement in Scotland, just the two of them and their dog, Bowie.

    And then stuff starts breaking. And they both start to feel a little stir crazy. And now they're both starting to realize that the person they married might be completely insane. But that's okay, because at least it's something to break up the quiet monotony of civilian life. Their first year living in their new house is going to be fraught with trial and error, but they'll figure it out eventually. Maybe the house will still be standing by the time they get there.

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