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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by beetlebrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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“You know what, Wei Wuxian? I guess, at the end of the day, it’s about time—I just wish this would have happened under less annoying circumstances. Don’t give me that look. Like I said, I appreciate your, hm, character development. But there’s something to be said for taste. So much for creativity! So much for degeneracy! Ugh, just so you know, my opinion of you is dwindling by the second.”
Nie Huaisang performatively washed his hands, which Wei Wuxian chose not to take too personally, and after much silence let out a beleaguered sigh as if to say, Must I explain everything?
Yes! Wei Wuxian thought.
“Your hickey, Wei Wuxian.”
-Wei Wuxian definitely sleeps around, and there’s nothing wrong with that! Lan Wangji, worried for his soul, begs to differ.
