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1. Call Me Davy by Witchy_Writer3 for SomnophiliaSweetheart

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Crack Fic
   • Inappropriate use of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
   • The rabies got me again
   • inappropriate use of the tentacle beard
   • you read that right
   • Hermione granger has a tentacle kink
   • Theo is only just finding out
   • The tentacles have a mind of their own
   • yes I gave the near sentient tentacles a breeding kink
   • it’s fine
   • Tentacles
   • Tentacle Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Tentacles in all the holes
   • Pirate Puns

   Summary

   Communication is the key to every good relationship.

   Theo didn’t tell Hermione that he was dressing up as Davy Jones for the Weasley Twins’ Annual Halloween Bash. Hermione didn’t tell Theo that she has a tentacle kink and now neither of them are going to the party.

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