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It was a bright and sunny day outside, Alhaitham was playing Genshin on his alt and he joined the same co-op world Kaveh was in.
Then he had the bright idea to ragebait his ass, since he was bored and didn't have anything to do.
After a half hour of doing this, Kaveh burst into the room, tablet in hand and fury in his eyes. "Alhaitham, I know it's you on that alt account!"
Alhaitham didn't even glance up from his book. "You're going to have to be more specific. I have several."
"‘Stop ragebaiting me’? ‘Twink ho??’" Kaveh quoted the messages aloud, pacing. "You were baiting me in co-op again! You used your alt account this time, didn’t you?"
"That account has never once baited anyone, Kaveh. He simply asked who the 'crazy dude' was." Alhaitham turned the page calmly. "If the shoe fits, Kaveh-"
"You absolute son of a bitch!" Kaveh flung a pillow at him. "You think you're so clever with your smug replies and your anonymous account, but I know it's you!"
Alhaitham smirked. "You’re only proving their point, you know."
There was a pause.
"You are the worst roommate," Kaveh muttered, flopping dramatically onto the couch.