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1. It's Not Easy Being Green by OxFicNight

   Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, The Muppets - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Oct 2025

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   • Past Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Kermit the Frog/Phil Lester
   • Kermit the Frog
   • Phil Lester
   • Mentioned Dan Howell
   • Meet-Ugly
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   “But it’s 2AM”, Phil pleaded, “There’s no other hotels in the area. And I’ve already paid.”

   “Soz”, the clerk repeated, “Nothing I can do.”

   “But please…”

   “I have an idea”, Kermit said “it’s only for 1 night right? We can just share the room.”

   “But there’s only one bed” Phil said.

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   English

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