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Mason: Welcome to the Enhanced Operatives Division group chat. We’ve created it to increase morale. Please, try not to be too chaotic.
Phoenix: :D
Mason: Your selective mutism doesn’t affect your ability to type, agent. You can talk normally.
Phoenix: :(
Phoenix: That’s less fun
13: How
13: How is being clearly understood less fun?
Phoenix: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ollie: Hold on, how are we doing this? I don’t think we’re supposed to be able to text in the time period these games take place in.
Mason: Please don’t break the fourth wall. We have to spend a lot of money on those repairs.
Ollie: Oh, sorry!
Mason: And to answer your question, Roxana has some very advanced technology that she shared with the Agency before she quit.
Phoenix: By “quit” you mean “betrayed us”
Mason: Yes, that.
Ollie: I guess that makes sense.
Agent 1023: Does it though? Does it really make sense?
Agent 8807: 1023 we have telekinesis and someone in this group chat is immortal what makes sense doesn’t matter anymore
Phoenix: I’m not immortal
Phoenix: Probably
13: Only probably?
Phoenix: Yeah
Phoenix: I’m not really sure at this point
Agent 1023: I still think we shouldn’t be able to do this.
Agent 8807: Look it’s just a silly chat fic stop thinking about it so hard
Mason: What did I just say about the fourth wall?
Phoenix: Anyone wanna come light things on fire with me?
Agent 8807: Sure!
Samuel: Making this group chat was a mistake, wasn’t it?
Mason: I’m beginning to suspect so.