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1. why can't everyone just go away? (except you, you can stay) by rottentiger for Purplebunny100

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Bridgerton Family (Bridgerton)
   • 5 Times
   • Summer Love
   • Getting Together
   • Fast Burn
   • Penelope Featherington Loves Colin Bridgerton
   • Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington
   • Summer at Aubrey Hall
   • teen polin
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Virgin Colin Bridgerton
   • Virgin Penelope Featherington
   • Sweet Penelope Featherington
   • Betting Pool
   • Bridgerton Family Shenanigans (Bridgerton)
   • this one was beta read so archibald is alive (can't say the same for edmund)
   • Song: Treehouse (Alex G)
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • just don't take this boy seriously he is so embarrassing and dramatic lmao (lovingly)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Because I'm Probably Forgetting Something
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • implied/referenced kanthony
   • Oblivious Colin Bridgerton
   • not about his feelings tho. just in general; no one around him is making sense (yet)

   Summary

   Colin loves Pen. Pen loves Colin. If you ask him, the most logical course of action is to confess, get together, marry, have children, the usual deal. A soon as she allows him, of course.

   Unfortunately for Colin, his siblings are bored

   ⋆｡˚☀︎｡

   or, five times the Bridgertons interrupted Polin from getting together and one time they didn't

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   English

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