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[Telegram]
Washington, September 15, 1919, 1 a.m.
[Received November 17, 2019]Regarding 1917,
I, Alfred F Jokes, AKA the United States of America, want to tell Ivan Braginsky, also known as Soviet Russia—fuck you for being a bitched liar! You told us our friendship would only grow–that we would continue to be close for the rest of humanity! I tried to help you, and I’d still offer a hand. You’re still the great nation I know and respect, my best friend. But you need to understand why the nation of democratic freedom can't accept this! You and I both know if you had stopped pushing me away, things could've turned out better. But every time I think we’re okay, you do or say something crazy! What other choice did my men and I have but to leave? I tried to stick with my ambassador in Russia to support you, but fuck all!Go kiss Germany's ass for all I care
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A world where the Soviet Union never fell and the cold war continues