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    “Milk,” the lab tech said flatly.

    Hoshina just … stopped. His brain shut down like someone had yanked the plug out the wall.

    “… Sorry, what?”

    “Milk,” the researcher repeated, totally deadpan.

    “Most likely a side effect from the cow-class kaiju’s bodily fluids. The substance seems to have hormone-like properties. Temporary mutation. Your chest has developed active mammary glands. You’re lactating. Nothing life-threatening. Just … get it out of your system and it’ll resolve naturally.”

    “… ‘Get it out of my system’?” he croaked.

    Which, let’s be real, was a fancy way of saying milk yourself like a cow and move on.

    Hoshina Soushirou, male, vice-captain, professional kaiju slayer—and apparently, now, part-time dairy cow.

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