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1. An Alpha, A Beta And An Omega Walk Into A Bar by Typingkitten

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Omega Verse
   • Omega Hermione Granger
   • Alpha Draco Malfoy
   • Rutting
   • Scents & Smells
   • Scenting
   • Fucking
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Shameless Smut
   • Smut
   • Breeding Kink
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • Not Beta Read
   • Licking
   • Explicit Consent

   Summary

   **My entry to the Monster Smutters super quill quest fest**

   Hermione only wanted to go out for a drink or two with Theo and Luna, it was supposed to be a relaxing evening. --Supposed-- being the optimum word here. Then, Malfoy showed up, with his... damn delicious scent, throwing Hermione completely off kilter.

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