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    When Caen woke up in a fantasy world, in the body of a woman who died in childbirth, the only thing he could focus on was it was the dead of winter and there were two newborn babies that would freeze to death if he didn't take care of them. So, that's what he did. What started as moving mechanically gradually turned into parenting a couple of prodigy mages as a deranged alchemist hellbent on 'opting out' of tits and 'opting in' to nipple privileges.

    But, parenting a couple of prodigy mages and born-to-be-rules-lawyers is a nightmare. His brain was often living in fuzz, and sometimes, you miss the forest for the trees in keeping up with them. Such as: agreeing to a vacation without checking the destination. And the destination just so happens to be baby daddy's territory. Ah.

    Somehow, this has all turned to him ending up in the lap of his not-husband he deliberately stayed away from, trying and failing to explain what the hell he was thinking. Unfortunately, his husband is very hot, and Caen is unfortunately a bit weak to a hot face and a hotter body, so he might as well enjoy the married life for a bit and blame it on annoying divorce laws.

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