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1. collecting your jar of hearts by shimmies

   Fandoms: The Paper (TV 2025)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Mare Pritti/Ned Sampson
   • Mare Pritti
   • Ned Sampson
   • Pining
   • Shameless Smut
   • Literally Just a Sex Scene
   • Also they’re definitely both bi although that doesn’t come up
   • Ned POV
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Ned is for sure a sub

   Summary

   The past week has been absolute torture. Having to watch "Buddy" return to her normal self, the ribbing and teasing and deadpan sarcasm, after getting to hold her close, sneak around hand in hand, and kiss her, while "The Dude" sat ten feet away, stomach twisted in knots and mind in turmoil. And no, he's not being dramatic. “Getting it out of our system” had obviously worked on her end.
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   The week after The Ohio Journalism Awards.

   Series

   • Part 1 of i wanna do the things that you only read about

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   English

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