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To: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
From: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
Subject: Accounting Services Invoice – April to June
Alex,
The collections manager forwarded me your note indicating you’d prefer to receive our invoice directly from me. Seeing as you’ve managed to overlook payment for the past three months and insist on impersonating a Star Wars character every time someone from the collections department rings you, please find the invoice attached.
Do be a dear and pay me, will you?
Warm regards,
Henry Fox
Managing Partner
Fox & Okonjo Financials, LLC
To: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
From: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Accounting Services Invoice – April to June
Henry,
You’re more than welcome to come settle this in person.
Wear the pants I like, and who knows—perhaps I’ll even honor your check with a signature.
Best,
Alex Claremont-Diaz
Attorney at Law | ACD & Associates
To: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
From: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: RE: Accounting Services Invoice – April to June
Alex,
Not precisely standard accounting protocol.
Kind regards,
Henry Fox
Managing Partner
Fox & Okonjo Financials, LLC
To: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
From: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Accounting Services Invoice – April to June
Fine.
Alex Claremont-Diaz
Attorney at Law | ACD & Associates
To: Caitlin Allen <[email protected]>
From: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
CC: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
Subject: Meeting Request with H
Hello, Cait,
Please schedule a meeting with your rather hot boss at your earliest convenience.
I’ll send over some homemade tres leches if his glass walls happen to be frosted when I arrive.
Thanks ever so,
Alex Claremont-Diaz
Attorney at Law | ACD & Associates
To: Alex Claremont-Diaz <[email protected]>
From: Caitlin Allen <[email protected]>
CC: Henry Fox <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Meeting Request with H
Good morning, Alex,
I’ve scheduled a meeting with Mr. Fox for tomorrow at 10:30 a.m.
Add a bottle of wine and I’ll see what I can do about blocking his calls as well.
Best,
Caitlin Allen
Personal Assistant to Henry Fox
Fox & Okonjo Financials, LLC