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Please Stop Kidnapping my Brother, I Need to Fix this Hole in my Wall by JustAnotherMutantKid for LillySamson
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2025
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Evil Xisuma was having a perfectly normal day, and he was pretty happy with that. Which meant of course, something had to mess things up. Right when they were finally fixing the giant hole in their living room wall, too… It had been there for 5 months, and he’d only now bothered to start patching it up. He was pulled out of his work when a message pinged his comm. They would’ve ignored it, if the message hadn’t been from one of their automated warnings. He trudged over to pick up the device, and read its contents.
System breached. Intrusion repaired. Xisumavoid has not been detected for: 3:17:28.
Evil Xisuma groaned and pulled his hands down his face. Of course, Xisuma had been kidnapped. And his stupid Hermits couldn’t be relied on to go rescue him, because the last time this had happened, they hadn’t even realised he was missing for a day and a half.