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You stumble through the mountains, tripping over EVERY. SINGLE. THING. YOU. CAN. You have to get across or…I don’t fucking know something will happen ig. Anyway, you go over a VERY STRONG scent marker because you’re fucking stupid. And a tan tabby sees you. YOU ARE DOOMED!
But you’re not cuz he doesn’t attack you. I mean, he unsheathes his claws and hisses with his ears back and shit, but he doesn’t lunge. “Get off of my territory or I’ll fucking kidnap you and your entire family, poison all of them, and force you to watch them all die before you face that same fate. Okay, sorry, too far. But I’ll do something bad. Okay? Uhh, JUST LEAVE! Go fuck yourself!” You, being fucking stupid and all, are nice to him. "Uhh, hi! I'm [y/n] from [Clan]! What's your name...?"
He blinks at you, clearly confused. "Aren't you scared of me?"
"Uh..no?"
After a long loop of saying the same things, he finally tells you his name. "I'm Almondpaw. Uh, medicine...apprentice? From SpikeClan. Actually, why don't you visit? I'm sure Thornfur would love a guest." He has a sharp, angry edge to his voice but you don't notice and accept.