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Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
14:23
[Kimi Antonelli has made a chat with Max Verstappen and George Russell]
[Kimi Antonelli has renamed the chat Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy]
[Kimi Antonelli has renamed Max Verstappen to Max]
[Kimi Antonelli has renamed George Russell to George]
[Kimi Antonelli has renamed Kimi Antonelli to Kimi]
George
What is this, Kimi?
Kimi
i thought that because u and max like to give me advice we could have a gc
and because people call u my grid parents the name is like that
Max
It is a funny name
Kimi
thank you!
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
18:37
George
Well done, Kimi! Great points for the team.
Kimi
thanks!!!
i wish it could’ve been more :(
Max
You did your best
Kimi
yeah but the car felt good this weekend
i feel like i wasted it
George
You did very well for a rookie, especially after that contact with Nico. Don’t go blaming yourself for “not doing enough,” it never ends well.
You did great.
Kimi
thanks :)
George
Anytime.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
08:52
Kimi
who up f-ing they 1
[1 message has been deleted]
!! ignore pls 🙏
Max
LOL
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
10:46
George
Kimi, you’re late for the meeting.
Kimi
sorry!
which room is it??
George
Toto’s office.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
17:12
Max
Good tire management today, Kimi
Kimi
thank you! this track is very difficult
George
In any case, you did very well!
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
22:33
Kimi
do u think Fernando would kill someone for me
Max
Probably
George
Why?
Who are we killing?
Kimi
no reason
Max
Ominous
I’ve taught you well
George
Kimi, did something happen?
Kimi
i just like to keep my options open
Max
In that case I would kill for you
George
You can’t just say that, Max.
Max
What, like you wouldn’t?
George
At least I would have plausible deniability. I wouldn’t be caught. Unlike you. Who just implicated himself.
Kimi
awww thanks guys!
i’ll add u to the list
George
Why on earth do you have a list?
Kimi
to stay organised!
Max
Yeah George
It is of course important to be organised
George
Okay, fair enough.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
12:48
Kimi
i just saw that interview
r u guys back together now??
Max
We were never together
Kimi
boooooooo
ur friends now tho
George
We are civil.
Kimi
great!
[Kimi has changed the name of the chat from Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy to Parenting Goes Crazy]
George
Kimi…
Kimi
what?
George
Nevermind.
Parenting Goes Crazy
20:46
Kimi
i am going back to the hotel
George
Do you have a ride?
Kimi
yeah
[George liked a message]
Ollie-Bear
20:48
Kimi
i’m about to make a couple that has never been coupled before
Ollie-Bear
Okay????????
Parenting Goes Crazy
20:49
Kimi
u should hang out with max
[George disliked a message]
Parenting Goes Crazy
23:33
Max
George Toto is looking for you
He is drinking with me until he finds you
George
Okay.
Parenting Goes Crazy
00:44
Max
George Toto is still looking for you
He is making me look for you also
Max
George if you make Kimi wake up because I need to text this chat I will pour my g&t on your hair
George
Bloody hell, Max. I’m busy.
Max
Doing what?
Your boss is annoying me still
George
Just leave him alone, then.
Parenting Goes Crazy
01:14
Max
George your boss is trying to give me a seat and saying it is a car
I think he is high
Help me
George
Fine.
Where are you?
[Max has sent the members of this chat his location for 1 hour]
Parenting Goes Crazy
06:29
Kimi
max why did u need to text here
Max
George of course has me blocked on everything else
Parenting Goes Crazy
08:55
Kimi
if u two are divorcing again whose getting custody
George
Custody of what?
Kimi
…me?
Max
You’re 19
Kimi
so?
Max
Excellent point
George, fight me
George
I will not.
Max
Wimp
Kimi
woah don’t go lashing out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence
George
Must we bring that up?
Max
LOL
Kimi
i’m a child of divorce
again 😭
[Kimi has changed the name of the chat from Parenting Goes Crazy to Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy]
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
16:44
Max
Well done, Kimi!
George
Amazing work, Kimi!
Kimi
thank you! the car felt very fast!
u guys were faster tho
Max
We have had more practice
Kimi
any pointers…?
George
Well… you are braking quite early into turn 4.
Max
I noticed as well that you give too much space
Kimi
too much space?
Max
You should of course give space
But only enough to not get a penalty
George
He has a point. Your defense could be tighter. Lando got past you with a lot of room to spare.
Kimi
i will keep this in mind
thank you
George
Anytime. And remember, you did really well today.
Max
But there is always room for improvement!
George
Exactly.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
12:30
Kimi
remember when u said u would kill for me
George
Who is it?
Kimi
sainz
George
Oh. I cannot kill Carlos, unfortunately.
Alex would be very angry to lose his teammate like that.
Max
A world champion doesn’t think like this
Kimi
is that a yes
Max
No
Kimi
:(
Max
He has left already
I have no access to him
George
At least the FIA is on your side, Kimi.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
20:18
George
Are you alright, Kimi? That was a big shunt.
Max
He hit the wall?
George
Yes, going into turn 8.
Max
Shit
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
20:23
Kimi
i lived bitch
George
How are you doing?
Kimi
alright
they said i can still race tomorrow!
Max
That is good
George
Are you still at the hospital?
Kimi
yeah i’m waiting for my ride
George
Cancel the ride. I’ll come pick you up.
Kimi
oh
i mean r u sure?
George
Yes.
And stop looking at your phone, you don’t want to get a headache.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
21:30
Kimi
thank you again
Max
It was of course no problem
Kimi
i still don’t understand how u got there
George
I would advise you to just stop asking.
Kimi
but he was all the way in red bull! how did he get to ur car so fast???
George
I’ve learned to stop questioning the things he does.
Max
Maybe you should question more
Max
21:37
Kimi
why should he question more???????????????
Max
No reason
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
21:38
George
Go to bed, Kimi.
Kimi
ok papà 🙄
Max
LOL
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
14:01
Kimi
max 5th wdc who’s with me
Max
🙋
George
You two are insufferable.
Max
“100%”
“Team Verstappen!”
George
That was PR and you know it.
Kimi
i can’t hear you over all the dudududus
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
09:22
George
Max be advised, as you are actually in the fight and I am barely 4th, you will undoubtedly get more questions about the championship than I have. And that is truly saying something.
Max
Media is the closest thing to hell in this sport
George
I'd say that Singapore gives it a run for its money.
Max
At least I can crash out of a race
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
14:44
Kimi
RAHHHHHH POLE!!! VIVA L’ITALIA
George
Congratulations again! Well deserved!
Max
Well done, Kimi!!:D
Kimi
:DDDDD
family podium tomorrow
i feel it in my bones
George
That would be something, wouldn’t it?
Ollie-Bear
14:47
Ollie-Bear
We can be world champion Kimi!!!!!!
Kimi
he didn’t fight the family allegations
ollie my goal is seeming closer than before
Ollie-Bear
If u get those enemies to be lovers I will propose to u on live TV
Kimi
bet
Ollie-Bear
Wait–
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
22:10
Max
George I need to talk to you
George
About what?
Max
...Racing
George
You can stop by Merc hospitality, I guess.
Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy
00:12
[Kimi has changed the name of the chat from Divorced Parenting Goes Crazy to Parenting Goes Crazy]
Parenting Goes Crazy
10:06
Max
?
Kimi
i felt a shift
Max
👍
Parenting Goes Crazy
17:55
Kimi
since u r together again will u come to the merc event max?
George
No.
Max
Sure, why not
Kimi
george??
George
It’s invite only.
Kimi
max i am inviting u
Max
I will of course, be there
George
Kimi, please.
Kimi
it will be a proper party now!
Parenting Goes Crazy
03:22
George
Kimi, where are you?
George
Did you go back to the hotel?
Parenting Goes Crazy
03:48
Max
You cannot find Kimi still?
George
No. And he’s not answering any of my texts.
Max
I will look
Parenting Goes Crazy
04:18
Kimi
max fonud me!
i am ok goerg!!!!!!!
Max
He is drunk and lost his phone
I am bringing him to the hotel
Kimi
mAx is so nice!!! gorge u shuold like him!!!!!!
then ollie will prpose to me and i will be lieto too!!!
George
Thank you, Max.
Kimi, I’m going to ignore that last text. I don’t want to know.
Kimi
viva litalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parenting Goes Crazy
15:30
Kimi
oh my god…
Max
Is your hangover bad?
Kimi
yes 😭
Max
Rest and drink water
Kimi
ok dad 🙄
Parenting Goes Crazy
19:01
George
Bang up job with the practice, Kimi!
Kimi
:D thank you
Parenting Goes Crazy
00:44
Kimi
i’m so hungry i could eat 7 time wdc lewis hamilton
Max
👍
Parenting Goes Hard
05:12
George
Max, have you seen my watch?
Max
Yes, I have it
George
I will come pick it up.
[Max has sent the members of this chat his location for 1 hour]
Parenting Goes Crazy
09:18
Kimi
george toto is mad at u
George
About what?
Kimi
idk
George
Cheers.
Parenting Goes Crazy
9:30
Kimi
it is because of max coming to the motorhome to visit
George
Alright. Thank you, Kimi.
Kimi
why is toto mad about that?
max is almost never here :(
George
No idea. I’ll talk to him, though.
Kimi
ok :)
Parenting Goes Crazy
21:23
George
Kimi, I can hear you through the wall. Go to bed.
Parenting Goes Hard
22:12
Max
Kimi go to sleep
Kimi
how do u know i’m awake 🤨
Parenting Goes Crazy
08:30
Max
George I cannot find you
[George has sent the members of this chat his location for 1 hour]
Parenting Goes Crazy
09:10
Kimi
george i need help with my suit
george
oh i have ur location lmao
Parenting Goes Crazy
09:12
Kimi
WHAT THEFUCK
Max
Well that’s not good
Kimi
am i dreaming 😭
did i just walk in on u KISSING????
George
To be fair, we didn’t want you to do that.
We wanted to tell you in a less… abrupt way.
Max
Why did you run away?
Kimi
i am TRAUMATIZZATO
it is like walking in on my parents!
George
Sorry, Kimi.
Kimi
…it is alright
i am happy for u
[Kimi has changed the name of the chat from Parenting Goes Crazy to Married Parenting Goes Crazy]
George
Bloody hell.
Max
LOL
Ollie-Bear
10:16
Kimi
💍?
Ollie-Bear
Wait fr?????
Kimi
💍?
Ollie-Bear
Bet
What's ur size?
Max
22:55
Kimi
does he still have u blocked on everything
Max
Yes
Kimi
LMAO
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
12:17
George
Andrea Kimi Antonelli.
Kimi
uh oh
George
Why did Oliver Bearman propose to you on LIVE TELEVISION?
And why on earth did you say YES?
Max
See George, when two men love each other very much
George
You are on thin ice, Maximilian.
Max
Noted
Kimi
well u see…
we made a bet :)
[screenshot]
George
ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI.
Max
You should run
Kimi
i'm runnning
Max
Smart kid