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1. like they know the score by gurlsrool

   Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
   • Eric "Bitty" Bittle
   • Jack Zimmermann
   • Shitty Knight (Check Please!)
   • Bob Zimmermann
   • Alicia Zimmermann
   • OMC
   • OFC
   • Seth Rogen
   • that's right Seth Rogen makes a small cameo in this
   • with zero lines
   • Tater also makes a cameo with like 2 lines
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Established Relationship
   • Family Dynamics
   • basically a study on Bitty and Jack and their extended families!
   • and specifically their cousins
   • and specifically their gay cousins I have made up
   • Jewish Jack Zimmermann
   • Coming Out
   • (Moreso the aftermath of coming out)

   Summary

   Jack knows some people take issue with that word, hate, but he never has. It’s just a convenient descriptor.

   He hates losing. He hates the third step from the bottom of the stairs in the haus that creaks way too loudly beneath his weight. He hates the way people’s lips flick downward when they realize he’s nothing like his father. He hates himself, most days.

   And he hates his cousin.

   Or: Bitty, Jack, and their complicated relationships with extended family.

   (Part 1 is not required to read this part)

   Series

   • Part 2 of baby, it's all relative

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,785

   Chapters:

   1/1

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