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“I HATE THAT COLOR." Zam finished his performance, critting Pentar with his sword.
Mapicc twitched, everything was loud and Yungy was screaming in his ear as the Improv Show began to end. Mapicc put his head in his hands, letting out a low groan.
“Mapicc! Mapiccc!” Zam cheered, wandering over towards him as he sat hunched on the spruce-stair bleachers overlooking the stage. “Did you like my performance?!" he poked Mapicc continuously.
Mapicc lifted his head, slowly turning in Zam’s direction. “No.” he grumbled, rubbing his temples.
He heard Yungy let out a thin gasp next to him. “What… do… you… mean… no?!” he screeched, Pentar looked up.
“How DARE you Mapicc. Zam put in all that work perfecting your character and this is how you thank him?” Pentar glared, Zam sniffled. “Appologize this instant-“ Mapicc deafened.
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“Yeah?” Mapicc heard Leo’s voice through a speaker near his ear.
“Bro. Get me the fuck out of here.”
Leo laughed. “What did Bing do this time?”
“I’m going to need hearing aids after this.” Mapicc complained, his eyes twitching. “If I have to hear one more word out of these kids mouth I’m going to crash out-“
The ping of someone joining their call interrupted him, and then another, and another, and another.
Why the fuck was this an open group. Mapicc heard Zam’s feign sniffling first, followed by Pentar scream-berating, and Yungy screaming for no particular reason at all.
“Mapicc?” Jumper. Oh my god not Jumper not right now- “Hey Mapicc! I thought that was you!” Mapicc clenched his fists onto the seat under him, he somehow managed to discern Jumper taking a pained breath before continuing. “Now… don’t tell me you don’t remember me, ‘cause I sure as heck remember you!
“Jumper! Who! Bing! Bing again. Now, Mapicc, I’m actually selling life insurance!” she proposed, but Mapicc already knew every line of this fuckass act.
“Yeah, I have fucking life insurance, Jumper. I don’t need you to sell it to me.”
She promptly ignored him. “Do you have life insurance? Cause, if you do, I’m sure you could use a little bit more. Am I right, or am I right? Right? Right!” she took a shuddering breath, Mapicc was contemplating what sort of video she’d be making that consisted of her forcing herself to scream bing at people.
“AHH I’M DROWNING!” Jumper yelled, and her team quieted.
“You better fucking help her Mapicc.” Pentar scowled.
“HELP I’M DROWNING!” Jumper said desperately. Mapicc just stared forwards hollow eyed, he didn’t even have the energy to leave the call.
“Mapicc what is wrong with you!?” Zam chastised, “I can’t believe you aren’t helping her…”
“HELP HER DANG IT.” Yungy shrieked.
“Woo-hoo! That sure was a doozy!” Jumper laughed slightly. “Bing!” she exhaled, and her teammates cheered at her “survival”.
“…Leo? Leo! I thought that was you!” she continued onto Mapicc’s teammate, he shuddered. “Now don’t tell me you don’t remember me, cause I sure as heck remember you!” Mapicc heard the distant ping of Leo immediately leaving the call.
Jumper stopped, and Mapicc could hear the immediate loud clicking of Pentar and Yungy’s keyboards combined, he wouldn’t be surprised if they were yelling at him through whisper. Zam didn’t even try to hide it.
<PrinceZam> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LEO I CANT BELIEVE YOU LEFT THE CLAL
<Pangi> ??? lol
<Woogie> what ??
<Mapicc> shut the fuck up
<Woogie> …dang okay
Mapicc checked his communicator, his entire chat was either screaming or complaining, or both.
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“Ban him right now.” Mapicc inhaled. His mods joyously complied.
“…you still didn’t apologize for calling my performance bad.” Zam muttered with a frown, both Pentar and Yungy looked towards him; Jumper had disappeared.
Mapicc heard Pentar breath, which was already a bad sign. “Mapicc… apologize to Zam right now…”
Mapicc left the game.
He closed out both Minecraft and discord, and turned towards the camera. “All right, chat! That's the end of the stream, I’m gonna go do stuff now!” his eyes twitched. “Bye bye.”