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1. you don't have to put on the red light by barkatthemoon

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • James Potter
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Sex Robots
   • Sex Work
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Oral Sex
   • Masturbation
   • POV Sirius Black
   • Non-Human Remus Lupin
   • Remus Lupin Has a Large Cock
   • Kinktober
   • Kinktober 2025
   • Lingerie
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-First Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)

   Summary

   Madame Maureen's Magical Maison is, for all intents and purposes, a brothel. It exists in an odd gray area, seeing as all forms of sex work are outlawed both by magical and muggle governments, but the bodies for hire here are not technically people. Sirius has heard them be called all manner of things—sex dolls, robots, companions, enchanted toys, poppets, the list goes on—but they’ve been taking the wizarding world by storm.

   Personally, he finds the entire idea disgusting.

   Series

   • Part 27 of kinktober

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