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    All alone on a moon, manning a communications relay, gathering samples to send back to the inner planets, Sandor Clegane is fine. He's getting a huge bonus for this work, and he's going to be set for life after this tour of duty is over. He has a droid for menial labor, he has regular food deliveries, he has terrabytes of porn. He's fine.

    Until he discovers that the isolation is getting to him, and he is not, in fact, fine.

    So Sandor decides to order himself a wife.

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