Chapter Text
[BEE/NO has added Ryro, Weekely, Hatrick, RestInPete, SpookyJimChristmas, Iamhalsey, and MilkFriend to the group: "Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around"]
[5:32 PM]
BEE/NO: HELLO CHILDREN
Ryro: Oh my god
Hatrick: Brendon why
RestInPete: I would rather be anywhere besides in this chat
BEE/NO: Pete you're hurting my heart
SpookyJimChristmas: What heart?
Ryro: why is every letter of this group chat's name capitalised?
Ryro: Who are you, Jaden Smith?
BEE/NO: I'm a capitalist
[Ryro has left the chat]
[Ryro has been added by BEE/NO]
BEE/NO: Excuse me u can't just leave and ignore my great joke
[BEE/NO has changed the group name to JadenSmithAesthetic]
MilkFriend: Why is this a thing that's happening
BEE/NO: Because I, as the wonderful person I am, have decided to make this and get you all laid.
SpookyJimChristmas: Pass, Ryan and Dallon can have you.
Ryro: how dare??
BEE/NO: Stfu Josh you need to get laid the most out of everyone
Weekely: #GetJoshABoyfriend
SpookyJimChristmas: no
Ryro: #GetJoshABoyfriend
SpookyJimChristmas: guys
MilkFriend: #OrAtLeastAFuckBuddy
SpookyJimChristmas: gUYS
Hatrick: Josh I thought you were married to your drums
SpookyJimChristmas: I AM
BEE/NO: NOT FOR LONG. SUBJECT 1: Joshua William Dun, in need of boy (or girl but let's be honest, boy). GOT IT. ILL FIND SOMEONE
SpookyJimChristmas: BRENDON
Ryro: Your middle name is William?
RestInPete: shut up Ryan. Need we remind you of your full name?
[Ryro changed their name to RyanWilliamDun]
SpookyJimChristmas: WOW RUDE
[SpookyJimChristmas changed their name to JoshGeorgeIII]
[RyanWilliamDun changed their name to RyRo]
RyRo: okay never mind.
[JoshGeorgeIII changed their name to SpookyJimChristmas]
SpookyJimChristmas: That's what I thought.
Iamhalsey: Guys I'm late
BEE/NO: Finally
Iamhalsey: it's fine I read back. I'm all caught up.
BEE/NO: Your input?
Iamhalsey: #GetJoshABoyfriend
SpookyJimChristmas: OH MY GOD