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1. Two Heads Are Better Than One by Pyramid_Palter_3

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Zaphod Beeblebrox/Arthur Dent
   • Zaphod Beeblebrox
   • Arthur Dent
   • mentions of Ford Prefect
   • mentions of Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
   • Alcohol
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Blow Jobs
   • Foreplay
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Kissing

   Summary

   Arthur Dent is feeling lonely and curious, and Zaphod Beeblebrox shows him how loneliness and curiosity is dealt with on Betelgeuse V.

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   English

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