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1. I'm Not Even Sorry by leelootoo

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Service Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • online sex work
   • Voyeurism
   • consensual voyeurism
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • Pining While Fucking
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Rimming
   • Sex Toys
   • Crowley likes being watched
   • Aziraphale Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)
   • Open Relationships
   • Aziraphale Fucks
   • Taziraphale
   • sex positive Aziraphale
   • Facials mentioned
   • Switching
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Light Angst
   • Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Coming Untouched

   Summary

   Two years ago, AJ's life fell apart, but it was going to be fine because he started over and met a gorgeous angel of a man. The best part was that they both definitely did not want a relationship beyond friendship and amazing sex. A lot of really amazing sex.

   In the present, AJ couldn't possibly fuck this up with honesty, could he?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,411

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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