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04 Jun 2026
那小东西一开口,就冲我喊:“徒弟,徒弟。”我心说这到底是个什么玩意,黑不拉几的,我能拜这么个玩意儿当师傅?我脑子被驴踢了?而另一个东西死活不说话,我定睛一看,好家伙,这居然是个瓶子,瓶子会说话就见鬼了。