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1. Throat Coat Tea by BrimstoneCoffee

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • RadioApple
   • POV Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Shameless Smut
   • Alastor's Shadow/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar - Freeform
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Humor
   • Flirting
   • Alastor Wears a Nun Costume (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Biting Kink
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Jealous Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • mentioned past animal death
   • mentioned animal cruelty
   • Past Child Abuse
   • but only in chapter two
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Angst
   • Touch-Averse Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Bottom Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Needs A Hug
   • Sad Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Tentacle Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Possessive Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Possessive Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Size Difference
   • Monsterfucking | Teratophilia
   • but like tasteful softcore monsterfucking
   • Belly Bulge
   • Rimming

   Summary

   Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.

   Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.

   Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.

   And they were friends. Right?

   Lucifer should really ask him about that.

   It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Drink Menu

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   53,338

   Chapters:

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