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death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Marvel, Marvel 616
31 Oct 2025
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The potion bottle finally comes away from Logan’s mouth with a spit string, and he heaves slightly as he tries to suppress a gag. Laura cackles and smacks his back as he goes to wash it down with his beer, making him cough again, and Tony claps mockingly and orders him a chaser.
“There is something in that,” Logan croaks, eyes wet at the corners, “That is not on the ingredient label.”
“Uh, yeah, it's the essence of werewolf,” Wade says. “The lady is a real witch.”
Logan narrows his eyes at him, and Wade meets his gaze, his own expression manic. Logan is flushed and weepy and the potion dribbling down his chin makes him look like a drooling anime girl and Wade is acutely reminded of why Logan probably responded to his text in the first place.
“You better fuckin’ hope there’s no actual werewolf in that,” Logan says threateningly.
Wade sneers, “Oh I definitely hope there is. You ever see that gif of the pineapple in the hydraulic press–”