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the cool people
Hroptatyr: hello people!!
Eftirvit: kys
Rhinedottir: KYS
Surtalogi: stfu!!
Vedrfolnir: haha i saw that coming (a/n: well he cant anymore)
Dainsleif: because you’re the visionary? Haha!
Surtalogi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Surtalogi: HAAHAHAAHAHAH
Rerir: oh boy
Surtalogi: HAHAAHA UR SO FUNNY DAIN
Eftirvit: he’s not attracted to thus
Thrain: QUIT this
Rhinedottir: dain i feel bad for him, just entertain
Dainsleif: i love you, surta
Surtalogi: I love you too bae
Surtalogi: with all my limbs
Rhinedottir: not that many
Eftirvit: not that many
Hroptatyr: why do you two operate like fucking twin agents???
Hroptatyr: it’s like you bluetooth connect with the other
Thrain: i’ve learnt not to question it
Rerir: Mr. Hroptatyr?
Rerir: are the rumours true
Rerir: do you and Mr. Eftirvit sleep together
Dainsleif: LMAOOOOOOO
Thrain: LMAOOOOO
Hroptatyr: where??did??you??hear??that??from??
Rerir: Tholindis
Rerir: she said she heard it from Rhinedottir though
Rhinedottir: oops
Eftirvit: “oops”
Rerir: is it true??
Hroptatyr: NO??
Eftirvit: Yes
Rhinedottir: Yes
Hroptatyr: i thought we were gonna lie
Eftirvit: i wish we werent
Hroptatyr: oh.
Surtalogi: lmaoooooooooo
Vedrfolnir: hroptatyr more like losertatyr
Dainsleif: ved you are so funny!
Surtalogi: YEAH AHAHAGAHHAA
Thrain: he’s not impressed dude
Rerir: why are you in this chat
Eftirvit: back tf off
Eftirvit: thats my fucking kid???
Thrain: yeah fuck you
Rhinedottir: gosh so rude to thrain for no reason
Rerir: JEEZ IM SORRY
Surtalogi: jeep*
Dainsleif: ???
Vedrfolnir:
Rerir: jeep???
Surtalogi: you meant to say jeep
Rerir: ??? No??? I nneant to say jeez
Surtalogi: whot
Vedrfolnir: oh my stars
Vedrfolnir: he’s fucking stupid
Hroptatyr: JEEP 😂😂😂😂
Eftirvit: “how aholsni know”
Rhinedottir: you remember that hroptatyr? how ahoulsni know
Thrain: LMAOOOOOOO
Hroptatyr: FUCK YOU TWO
Hroptatyr: omds just say you hate meeeeee
Eftirvit: i hate you
Rhinedottir: i hate you
Thrain: i hate you
Vedrfolnir: loser 😂😂😂😂😂
Surtalogi: i hatse you
Dainsleif: wow i hatse you too
Surtalogi: you dont love me??
Dainsleif: oh mein gott man
the cool people + hroptatyr
Rerir: i need a fucking tan
Surtalogi: we can tell
Hroptatyr: the???
Hroptatyr: chat???
Hroptatyr: name???
Eftirvit: oh mb wait
the cool people + hroptatyr who is not cool
Eftirvit: sorry for the confusion
Hroptatyr: gosh okay
Hroptatyr: im breaking up with you
Eftirvit: ok????
Rhinedottir: imagine fumbling THE eftirvit
Hroptatyr: WHY are you always on my butt man
Vedrfolnir: watch out
Vedrfolnir: ik what they’re going to do next
Thrain: can we kick the visionary out??
Dainsleif: no????????
Thrain: you’re biased you dont get to vote
Vedrfolnir: i know the votes
Surtalogi: omds kick him out
Dainsleif: 🤨
Surtalogi: haha vedrfolnir u have my vote to stay
Hroptatyr: he has my vote to stay too
Hroptatyr: he’s hot
Eftirvit: no one listens to you
Rhinedottir: exactly bruhhhh
Hroptatyr: LET ME GET UP??