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1. If It Moves, Kick It by LoveKhaleesi

   Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Apr 2014

   Tags

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   • Enjolras/Grantaire
   • Enjolras (Les Misérables)
   • Grantaire (Les Misérables)
   • Cosette Fauchelevent
   • Marius Pontmercy
   • Inspector Javert
   • Éponine Thénardier
   • M. Thénardier
   • Courfeyrac (Les Misérables)
   • Bahorel (Les Misérables)
   • Combeferre (Les Misérables)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • football is srs bsns
   • football references
   • so many football references
   • I Am Sorry
   • gratuitous barricade jokes
   • Food Metaphors

   Summary

   If he was a religious man, Grantaire would say that when God was distributing football talent on this current generation of players, on the first day he looked at Germany. Then he looked at Brazil. Then he looked at a lot of other teams. And on the seventh day, God looked at France and said ‘you know what, I don’t really fancy it, it’s sunday and they already have croissants, I’m going back to bed.” Clearly, no one informed Enjolras of this.

   Or that one World Cup AU in which Enjolras is very good at kicking a ball around and Grantaire is very good at making footballers punch him in the face.

   Set during the 2018 World Cup.

   Language:

   English

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