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“You wanna flee?”
“No, I…” He shook his head to clear his mind. “Maybe a little, but that’s not what I…”
“You’re so ready for the unbelievably immense pleasure my perfect porcelain hands will provide for your rock-hard, throbbing meat rod that you can’t even find words to describe it?”
“No, I…” The absurdity of her last statement only settled in a second later. “No?!”
She laughed into his ear, and he couldn’t stop himself from laughing along.
“Why must you be so crass?” he complained, though between his laughter and the fact he sounded almost a little whiney, he doubted he’d be taken very seriously.
“Oh, sweetiecakes.” She let go of him. “If you think that’s crass, I have some terrible, terrible news for you.”