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if it had to be you by crownshy (bringingglory)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 May 2026
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Summary
She jabbed a finger in his chest. “You named the fucking group chat ‘lets get ingrid laid.’ So how do you expect me to get laid if I don’t meet the guy I’m trying to sleep with?”
A silence pounded over them as soon as the last word left her mouth. It took the space of three heartbeats to realize that the hand touching his chest was still shaking.
Carefully, Sylvain grabbed it and squeezed it between his palms. “Look,” he said, unfurling her fingers. “If you want to sleep with someone so bad, I’ll just sleep with you.”
What.
Her mind fuzzed. “What.”
Sylvain’s fingers froze. “What?”
Almost two years after breaking up with Glenn, Ingrid tries to get laid only to freak out at the prospect of sleeping with a stranger. Sylvain's probably better, right?