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>>Valentine’s Chocolate Project GC
Ego Jinpachi: [attached: Live Stream Prep.doc]
Ego Jinpachi: [attached: Streaming Rules.doc]
Mikage Reo: ?
Mikage Reo: ?? [screenshot: “Mikage Reo: give Nagi a special chocolate (make it flirty, blushy vibes)”]
Karasu Tabito: wake up n stop dreaming abt ending ship selling bro @MikageReo
Otoya Eita: some ppl just bound w/ a destined duo tag lmao
Mikage Reo: @KarasuTabito can u shut ur damn crow mouth for once?
Bachira Meguru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Otoya Eita: thank god my duo w/ Karasu didn’t go viral lmao
Karasu Tabito: @OtoyaEita shut up freak, that shipping selling experience was the darkest moment of my life
Nagi Seishiro: so annoying [screenshot: “Nagi Seishiro: sit next to Reo, stay a lil away from Chigiri, hold Reo close if possible”]
Otoya Eita: LMAOOOO I’M DYING
Karasu Tabito: same lmaooo
Oliver Aiku: dead 😂😂😂
Isagi Yoichi: [screenshot: “Isagi Yoichi: interact more w/ Kaiser”] ???
Isagi Yoichi: can i reject this assignment @EgoJinpachi
Michael Kaiser: lol looks like JFU staff got decent taste after all 😏
Sendou Shuuto: didn’t he reject u tho? 💀
Alexis Ness: mind ur biz salmon head!!
Sendou Shuuto: wtf did u just call me???
Oliver Aiku: @AlexisNess not u calling ppl fish when ur head looks like an octopus 💀
Sendou Shuuto: EXACTLY
Alexis Ness: RED CARD! ALL OF U!! RED CARD!!!
Chigiri Hyoma: @Nagi got it 👍
Chigiri Hyoma: works for me, i’ll just sit way over w/ Isagi instead 😌
Mikage Reo: @ChigiriHyoma nope. denied.
Nagi Seishiro: @ChigiriHyoma nah.
Chigiri Hyoma: lol someone’s jealous 👀
Niko Ikki: can’t blame him tbh, i’d panic too if i got stuck w/ someone i don’t like 😆
Mikage Reo: [meme: “so what u gonna do if I use my SUPER-MONEY-POWER.jpg”]
Mikage Reo: if ur ship can’t even beat Reosagi in rankings, don’t talk trash 💅
Niko Ikki: [meme: “ah yes… capitalism wins again.jpg”]
10 minutes later
Ego Jinpachi: @IsagiYoichi asked, u gotta pick btw Kaiser / Rin / Nagi. no exceptions.
Isagi Yoichi: …fine. Rin.
Itoshi Rin: finally a smart choice you lukewarm.
Shidou Ryusei: lol look at u pickin the “tallest dwarf,” congrats Rinrin 😂
Itoshi Rin: go die, you bug.
Nagi Seishiro: y…:(
8 minutes later
Isagi Yoichi: @all sorry 2 bother but has anyone seen a pink-wrapped chocolate??
Isagi Yoichi: it’s weird, all the blue ones r still here but that one pink one’s just… gone 😭
Otoya Eita: only one pink one? u made just one?
Isagi Yoichi: yeah! @Otoya u saw the wrappers Ego gave us right? the ones w/ our jersey numbers? mine’s pink, #11, should be easy 2 spot
Isagi Yoichi: thank god i checked b4 the stream… can’t believe it’s missing 😭 gonna look again
Niko Ikki: wait wait so u made only ONE pink choco? sounds like a romantic gift 👀
Bachira Meguru: ROMANTIC??! that’s obv for ME!!! who tf stole MY chocolate from Isagi??? confess rn @all
Chigiri Hyoma: what confidence lmao chill, Bachira
Bachira Meguru: confidence?? i call it DESTINY. y’all jealous losers don’t get it 💅
Nagi Seishiro: nobody cares u
Nagi Seishiro: pairings got dropped so clearly no one ships u n Isagi anymore 💀
Hiori Yo: can u all not fight for once? y’all past
Kurona Ranze: Isagi called me “my planet” 🌸
Bachira Meguru: shut up Kurona, Nagi, n ice boy ^^
Yukimiya Kenyu: bye genius ✌️
Nagi Seishiro: -x-…
Nagi Seishiro: what, crying? i can cry too if Isagi likes that @Yukimiya Kenyu
Chigiri Hyoma: HAHAHA that’s rich coming from u. didn’t u have nightmares after the match?
Chigiri Hyoma: dude literally fell off the bed lmao
Nagi Seishiro: bc my feelings for Isagi r real… he changed my boring life
Niko Ikki: buddy half of Blue Lock are like that 😭 get in line.
Chigiri Hyoma: Isagi lets me pat his head whenever i want 🥰 obv that pink choco’s for me.
Otoya Eita: ngl princess’s insta is full of pics of Isagi tho 👀
Chigiri Hyoma: bruh i’m a GUY. donate ur eyes to Yukimiya if u don’t wanna use them @Otoya
Yukimiya Kenyu: ngl that joke was dark even for u 💀 @ChigiriHyoma
Otoya Eita: just saying, u been shipping so hard yet Chigisagi still flops 😭
Chigiri Hyoma: @Otoya do u wanna die??
Otoya Eita: [meme: “i know ur mad but u can’t touch me.jpg”]
Karasu Tabito: does anyone even care whose choco it is 💀
Bachira Meguru: YES. MINE.
Nagi Seishiro: nope. it’s mine.
Mikage Reo: nah nah nah i also made a pink one 4 Isagi, maybe he’s returning the favor 🥰
Oliver Aiku: wake up bro. stop hallucinating @MikageReo
Mikage Reo: tf did u just say to me??
Oliver Aiku: nothing, just saying y’all Blue Lock boys r messy as hell lol
Sendou Shuuto: facts. even Barou got caught in this once—
Barou Shouei: ?
Sendou Shuuto: I SAID NOTHING 🙏
Niko Ikki: why can’t it be my chocolate tho??
Bachira Meguru: pls, Nikosagi isn’t even a thing 💀
Niko Ikki: doesn’t need 2 be famous for him 2 give it, he doesn’t care about popularity anyway
Hiori Yo: stop projecting ur delusions on Isagi
Hiori Yo: he’s not even into romantic relationships lol
Yukimiya Kenyu: agreed. he’d only give it to someone who fights beside him on the field ✨
Bachira Meguru: soooo me again 😌
Yukimiya Kenyu: ur not even on his team anymore bro 💀
Karasu Tabito: yeah this man’s got terminal “Isagi dependency” syndrome lmao
Michael Kaiser: ha, never thought i’d agree w/ u @YukimiyaKenyu — well said.
Michael Kaiser: obv the choco’s mine. he rejected me w/ words but his body says otherwise
Niko Ikki: u dreaming, bro.
Sendou Shuuto: u dreaming, bro.
Hiori Yo: u dreaming, bro.
Bachira Meguru: u dreaming, bro.
Nagi Seishiro: u dreaming, bro.
Mikage Reo: u dreaming, bro.
Michael Kaiser: then why’s our ship topping charts huh? everyone cs the sparkles between us
Kurona Ranze: keep dreaming!! he rejected u!! go back 2 ur rose garden, Blue Rose!!
Yukimiya Kenyu: fr, if that pink choco was urs, Isagi would’ve “accidentally lost it” 💀
Michael Kaiser: damn, Isagi sure trained y’all dogs well.
Karasu Tabito: bold of u 2 talk abt “dogs” when u literally own one 💀
Karasu Tabito: btw, where is ur dog today? off prepping magic for Isagi?
Hiori Yo: keep dreaming, Kaiser. that pink one’s obv mine — Isagi made it 4 me after i helped him beat ur ass in last match😎
Michael Kaiser has left the chat
Otoya Eita: lmaoo bro rage quit
Mikage Reo: that pink choco’s 100% mine ok?? like seriously, think abt it— i literally told Isagi i’d make him a pink one, weeks ago, and he said “then i’ll send u one back.” HIS WORDS. u know Isagi— he’s not the type to say stuff he can’t do. he promised. he always keeps his word. so yeah it’s def for me. it’s obvious. it’s not even a question. Someone must stole it, idk who the thief was but it’s mine. it has 2 be mine. bc we made a deal, and u can’t just go back on a deal, right?? r8t??
Oliver Aiku: so that’s what u been typing for 5 mins straight 💀
Mikage Reo: this is IMPORTANT ok?? can’t let y’all twist the plot.
Nanase Nijiro: but like… Isagi-san didn't clarify the color tho??🤔
Chigiri Hyoma: thought u were supposed 2 give urs 2 Nagi?
Mikage Reo: not exclusive lol i can send one 2 Isagi too 😎 utilizing the rule bugs
Niko Ikki: @MikageReo ur smart but u know damn well that part’s gonna get CUT from the stream 💀
Mikage Reo: …
Mikage Reo: [meme: “MONEY POWER ACTIVATED.jpg”]
Mikage Reo: money talks. at least 5 seconds’ll survive editing 💸
Bachira Meguru: damn bro tryin so hard. me? i just let fate pair us 😌
Hiori Yo: fate? lol u mean ship selling.
Bachira Meguru: that’s mean, Hiolin🥺
Hiori Yo: yes, I MEAN it, bee boy ^^
Kurona Ranze: Hiori scary scary 😭
Kurona Ranze: pink one’s prob mine btw 🩷 Isagi said i’m his “pink lil planet~”
Bachira Meguru: ENOUGH @Kurona stop 😭😭😭
Kurona Ranze: jealous jealous 😈
Itoshi Sae: u guys in Blue Lock this bored huh? 😒
Oliver Aiku: yo genius, come take a guess— who do u think Isagi’s pink choco was for?
Itoshi Sae: tf kinda question is that. obviously me.
Itoshi Rin: ???
Shidou Ryusei: HAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀 [img: Rin gripping phone with murder face]
Itoshi Sae: what? i got his private contact. we’ve hung out before too.
Bachira Meguru: hangout??! we’ve hung out w/ Isagi too tho 🥺
Mikage Reo: facts
Itoshi Sae: yeah, but none of u went alone, right?
Chigiri Hyoma: ???????
Itoshi Rin: i’ll kill u @ItoshiSae
Itoshi Sae: can’t read your message, Rin, I muted you.
Shidou Ryusei: LMAOOO 💀💀💀 he rly use “blocked n blessed” method…
Nanase Nijiro: AAAAA Rin-senpai looks like he’s bouta explode 😭😭
Karasu Tabito: @NanaseNijiro hold him down!! someone call backup!! @TokimitsuAoshi GO HELP!!!
Tokimitsu Aoshi: i’m here!!! 😨
Itoshi Sae: pathetic.
Oliver Aiku: bro speedran chaos lmao
Itoshi Sae: nah y’all just slow.
Oliver Aiku: so what’d u two do anyway?
Itoshi Sae: played soccer ofc. 🙄
Bachira Meguru: lmao I THOUGHT 😭😭😭
Nanase Nijiro: omg that scared me 😩
Hiori Yo: classic Sae. what a pro.
Itoshi Sae: ?
Sendou Shuuto: typical ending tbh 💀
Itoshi Sae: @SendouShuuto even ur IQ learned sarcasm? pretty sure u never even hung out w/ Isagi
Sendou Shuuto: why u always gotta roast me outta nowhere 😭
Shidou Ryusei: he just don’t like u, mutt lol
Sendou Shuuto: I’M NOT A MUTT 😡
Kurona Ranze: wait wait— didn’t Isagi say that pink one’s missing?
Kurona Ranze: @IsagiYoichi u find it yet??
Isagi Yoichi: ohh u tagging me? nah not yet 😭 just searched the Bastard dorm n still nothing… checking other rooms next
Michael Kaiser: @ItoshiSae lol weird, Isagi never mentioned u. thought u two barely talk 🤔
Itoshi Sae: why’d he need 2 tell u anything? saw that BLTV ep where he literally ignored u 💀
Itoshi Sae: still think “he hates me means loving me” huh? bro ur delusional
Shidou Ryusei: GO OFF SAE 💀💀💀 kill the blue rose king
Karasu Tabito: @ShidouRyusei bro ur tryna burn down Blue Lock huh 💀
Otoya Eita: usually the pet sidekick would’ve appeared by now waving red cards tho 🤔
Nanase Nijiro: maybe he’s guilty?? stole it n dipped?? 👀
Sendou Shuuto: no way Ness would care abt Isagi’s choco, he hates him
Kurona Ranze: he’s dangerous… like, super dangerous 😨
Yukimiya Kenyu: facts. lately he’s obsessed. keeps picking fights w/ Isagi online n irl
Yukimiya Kenyu: even stalked him once 😭 someone confiscate Ness’s tablet asap
Hiori Yo: caught him lurking near Isagi’s room once. creepy af.
Karasu Tabito: nostalgic vibes ngl 💀
Hiori Yo: careful with what u said crow, i’ll catch u too ^^
Hiori Yo: oh btw didn’t Isagi say he had a surprise 4 us? guess the pink one’s part of that 👀 outsiders shud stay quiet~
Bachira Meguru: lol the only “surprise” y’all get r the blue friendzone chocos 😹
Nagi Seishiro: he said he’d give mine personally...
Karasu Tabito: n did he say it’s a special one? bro if it’s “main choco” he wouldn’t spoil it early 💀
Nanase Nijiro: oh yeah!! he told me he’d give me one too!! 🥰 Isagi’s so nice~
Kunigami Rensuke: same. he said he’d make mine steak-shaped. idiot.
Karasu Tabito: see?? case closed 💀
Nagi Seishiro: -x-...
Mikage Reo: i told y’all he promised 2 exchange w/ me. it’s clearly mine 😤 Isagi keeps promises.
Oliver Aiku: returns happen on White Day bro 💀 don’t mix it up.
Itoshi Rin: he’s my rival.
Nagi Seishiro: ok? n?
Nanase Nijiro: OMG Rin-senpai finally speaks!!!
Itoshi Rin: u dumbasses think he’d gift chocolate 2 u?? he’d rather die.
Shidou Ryusei: damn Rinrin’s talkin again lmao fighting for crumbs 😂
Mikage Reo: no way he’d give his rival one. but sure, u got one of the blue normie ones 🥱
Itoshi Rin: i’ll kill u all.
Nagi Seishiro: jealous men scary af 😭
Otoya Eita: true, ngl Reo used 2 be terrifying when jealous too
Mikage Reo: @OtoyaEita HOW’D THIS TURN ON ME AGAIN 😡
Niko Ikki: bro u are jealousy incarnate 💀 u’re the brand ambassador
Sendou Shuuto: [meme: “toothbrush threat.jpg”]
Mikage Reo: [meme: “don’t test me bro, i’ll kill u.jpg”]
Barou Shouei: y’all dumb or what? instead of fighting help find the damn choco??
Aryu Jubei: ICONIC. [photo: Barou + Isagi searching for chocolate]
Yukimiya Kenyu: we’re helping too 😭 just multitasking
Kurona Ranze: yeah like we’re just checking our phones between searches!!
Hiori Yo: ?? sure. [photo: Yukimiya lifting Isagi’s blanket like he’s about to lie down]
Hiori Yo: caught red-handed. u have the right 2 remain silent but every word can n will be used against u @YukimiyaKenyu
Nagi Seishiro: damn the glasses guy fast, i wanna nap there too 😪
Karasu Tabito: public chat bro can u tone down the thirst 😭
Yukimiya Kenyu: i just thought maybe it fell near his bed!!
Bachira Meguru: DON’T TOUCH ISAGI’S STUFF U MENACE 🔊🔊🔊
Otoya Eita: ur next line is abt “only you can touch his stuff” ...
Bachira Meguru: ONLY HIS BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH HIS STUFF 😤
Mikage Reo: R u drunk bro 💀
Nanase Nijiro: omg Rin said he’s gonna help Isagi look for it!! 😳
Itoshi Rin: bc it’s mine.
Shidou Ryusei: LMAOO keep dreaming lil itoshi. he’d give me or Sae one b4 u.
Itoshi Sae: @ShidouRyusei u got time 2 talk? go help find it instead, waste less oxygen.
Karasu Tabito: @TokimitsuAoshi @NanaseNijiro can we get one normal convo w/out fighting pls 😭
Shidou Ryusei: chill bro Sae asked me n i’d rather find the choco than fight a delusional Rinrin rn 💅
Otoya Eita: plot twist, what if it’s mine? that’d be a killer ending 😏
Niko Ikki: nah that’d just be bad writing 💀 like “and suddenly, Otoya gets the special choco” nobody’s gonna buy that
Otoya Eita: harsh 💔
Oliver Aiku: y’all stop fighting n just ask Isagi directly 💀
Karasu Tabito: nah watching u fight is the entertainment.
Alexis Ness: @NikoIkki @SendouShuuto @HioriYo @NagiSeishiro @MikageReo @BachiraMeguru @ItoshiSae disrespecting Kaiser = RED CARD 🔴🔴🔴
Bachira Meguru: oh look the weirdo’s here 😭
Itoshi Sae: talking big for a lackey. mid player w/ a loud mouth.
Alexis Ness: ISAGI WOULD NEVER LIKE U!! not u deadpan creep!!
Itoshi Sae: oh? but he’d like u, the 24/7 meltdown sidekick? pls. ur midfield’s leakier than a pasta strainer. surprised Noa hasn’t benched u. Maybe he was afraid of Kaiser being a naked emperor like what Isagi said
Otoya Eita: holy sh*t that ratioed itself 💀
Michael Kaiser: why tf am i being dragged again 💀 @ItoshiSae
Itoshi Sae: idk maybe control ur dog. n stop forcing that fake PR ship. Isagi literally told me he hates ur media stunts.
Karasu Tabito: omg this drama’s PEAK 😭😭
Bachira Meguru: omg this drama’s PEAK 😭😭
Chigiri Hyoma: omg this drama’s PEAK 😭😭
Sendou Shuuto: omg this drama’s PEAK 😭😭
Oliver Aiku: omg this drama’s PEAK 😭😭
Oliver Aiku: n the best part? Sae ain’t even in Blue Lock rn so Kaiser can’t throw hands 😂
Michael Kaiser: oh he will. i’ll be there tmr.
Isagi Yoichi: guys pls focus 😭 did anyone find my pink chocolate or not
Bachira Meguru: i’ll help look!! 💪
Chigiri Hyoma: coming, ataboy
Karasu Tabito: me n Nanase will check France dorms 🕵️♂️
Nanase Nijiro: aye sir!!
Isagi Yoichi: thx y’all 🥹 that one was 4 Miss Anri... wanted 2 surprise her but guess it’s gone 😭
Mikage Reo: ?????????????????????
Mikage Reo: @IsagiYoichi excuse me?? bro that’s… not ethical. age gap alert 🚨
Michael Kaiser: HUH???
Oliver Aiku: unexpected plot twist of the century 😂
Hiori Yo: wait what, isagi-kun you like Anri-san?? i didn’t know that 😭
Kurona Ranze: WHATTT???
Yukimiya Kenyu: hold up @IsagiYoichi u already got a crush?? 🥲 [meme: “puppy eyes.jpg”]
Isagi Yoichi: ???? wtf are y’all talking about 😭😭😭
Alexis Ness: IDIOT ISAGI!!! FOOLISH ISAGI!!! FLIRTY ISAGI!!!
Isagi Yoichi: ????
Mikage Reo: she’s staff, that’d be a scandal if ppl found out. u needa think this thru. in a no-girls facility, liking the only woman is just hormones talking 😭 reconsider plz isagi.
Hiori Yo: lol idc who u like, just don’t forget our friendship, Isagi-kun 😢😢
Isagi Yoichi: HUH it’s NOT a love thing omg 😭😭😭
Isagi Yoichi: i just thought since she’s the only girl i’d give her a pink one?? it’s a FRIEND choco 😭😭😭
Isagi Yoichi: why tf were y’all arguing abt this so long???
Kurona Ranze: phew thank god thank god😭😭
Bachira Meguru: isagi my isagi don’t scare me like that again 😭💀
Otoya Eita: funny how someone just googled “bondage gear” during that panic 💀
Bachira Meguru: LMAO stop that joke not funny!!! 😭
Otoya Eita: OK, "joke"...👁👁
Isagi Yoichi: pls don’t start weird rumors again orz @OtoyaEita
Isagi Yoichi: checked the cams too, still no clue who took it… guess i’ll just remake it sigh 😩