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  1. fret not yourself (it tends only to evil) by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    05 Nov 2025

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    In his desperation and foolishness, he strikes a deal. He takes the unexpected nuisance beset upon him—Alastor, the conniving and foul human that calls himself Charlie’s business partner and investor—and spins it into his opportunity. The deal is simple: Alastor can drink his blood, partake in him as much as he wants, but Lucifer gets that physical intimacy he had been craving for almost a decade, for as long and as much as he pleases.

    It’s a simple deal, but with horrific consequences that could go terribly wrong had Lucifer been any lesser being.

    [Originally written for the Radioapple Week 2024 prompt, "blood//deal"]

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