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Team Groupchat
Artemis: Hey besties we gotta add Zee
Robin: Who?
Artemis: Zatanna????? Broski tell me u didn’t forget her badassness
Robin: Girl i have never heard anyone call her Zee before but oui shes in
Zatanna Zatara was added to the chat
Zatanna Zatara: ih :)
Zatanna Zatara: how do i change my name? This is too long
Artemis: gimme a sec Zee
Artemis: ROBIN!!!!!!!!!
Artemis: lil shit hacked the chat again
Robin: :)
Robin changed Zatanna Zatarra’s name to annataz
Robin changed Artemis’ name to s i m p
Robin changed Wally’s name to prettyboy
BG: hell no boy idiot
BG changed prettyboy’s name to flashboy
BG changed Robin’s name to boyidiot
BG changed her name to Batgirl
boyidiot: BG :,(
Batgirl: stop being a simp on main boy wonder
S i m p: Hell yeah this team finally has more women
Batgirl: wasn’t there another girl you guys had as team adjacent?
S i m p: oh shit i forgot ab rocket
boyidiot: oh shit me too
Kaldur: we need to add her
Boyidiot added Rocket
Rocket: you guys seriously forgot about me?
boyidiot: no. . .
Rocket: i can literally see chat history
boyidiot: oh.
boyidiot: were so sorry Rocket
Kaldur: we are very sorry Raquel. We do value you as a member of this team and we would love to have you around the mountain more.
Rocket: whatever i dont actually care that much but yall are cool ig maybe i’ll be around
testosterone free zone
Batgirl created groupchat
Batgirl added Artemis, Rocket, Zatanna, and M’gann
Artemis: hell yeah!!!!!!!
Rocket: cool
Zatanna: awesome
Zatanna: so Batgirl are you like robin’s sister or something?
Batgirl: not biologically or legally but spiritually yes.
Artemis: you bats are confusing
Batgirl: thank you :)
Zatanna: we should do a girls night
Artemis: yessss we should watch horror movies
Batgirl: and get Black Canary to spar with us
Artemis: yessssss
Zatanna: how do we get the boys out of the mountain though?
Batgirl: i have a plan for that :)
DM Zee and Artie
Zee: I cant wait for girls night!
Artie: me neither!!! its going to be so sick
Zee: we should wear matching pajamas!!
Artie: I. . . 😊yes omg yes