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Robin created group chat
Robin added Wally, Artemis, M’gann, Connor, Kaldur, and Speedy to the group chat
Robin named group chat jl updated model
Kaldur named group chat JL Updated Model
Robin: -_-
Robin: Did Kaldur just correct my grammar
Wally: Oof dude that sucks
Robin changed Kaldur’s name to grammar police
grammar police changed grammar police’s name to Grammar Police
Artemis: F in the chat for Robin
Robin: F
Wally: F
Artemis: robin you can’t send yourself an F that defeats the purpose
Robin: well I wanted to and I did so hA
Mgann: What is this chat?
Robin: I’m bored on patrol
Speedy: Go bother someone else ITS 3AM!!!
Robin: Actually its 11 in Gotham right now
Speedy: idc
Speedy: AMD CHANGE MY NAME ITS RED ARROW NOW!!!
Robin: amd
Wally: amd
Artemis: amd
Speedy: stfu
Grammar Police: Let’s all be nice here and let Roy sleep.
Robin: just mute urself roy it not that hard
Speedy: IT WONT LET ME!!!
Robin: oh yeah lol i furgot i disabled that
Speedy: I’m not on this team anyways why am I here?
Robin: because ur on the team in spirit!
Wally: YEAH!
Speedy: Yeah no
Speedy left the chat
Wally: noooooooooo
Robin: ROYYYYYYY
Wally: he hath joined the dark side of the force :\
Robin: woe is us
Artemis: there’s only room for one archer in this chat 😇
Artemis changed Artemis’ name to Badass Archer Girl
Robin changed Badass Archer Girl’s name to bad superhero alias
bad superhero alias: IT IS NOT!!!
Robin: it’s literally your real name
bad superhero alias: which is why it’s so genius!! nobody would suspect it
Robin: that’s not how that works
bad superhero alias: why won’t it let me change it back?!?!
Robin: I made myself sole admin 😇
bad superhero alias: THATS NOT EVEN AN OPTION ON THIS APP!!!!
Robin: Ik I hacked it and changed the coding
bad superhero alias: WELL CHANGE EOT BACK!!!
Robin: lol eot
Robin: no, don’t hate me because i speak the truth
Wally: idk i think it’s a great superhero name
bad superhero alias: thx babe 😘
Robin: ew affection
Robin changed Wally’s name to Traitor
Robin: anyways Wally’s clearly lying and I’m right
Traitor: what dO yOu meAn ‘eW aFfEcTiOn?!?’ what do you call your daily hug attacks?????
Robin: *_*
Traitor: ??
bad superhero alias: please back to my problem
Robin: fine
Robin changed bad superhero alias’s name to Green shooting hood
Green shooting hood: really that’s the best you can do?
Robin: I thought it was funny?!
Traitor: hey can you change my name to something cool?
Robin: No i think it suits you the way it is
Traitor: rUde
M’gann: ooo can I have a cool name?
Robin: sure M’gann
Robin changed M’gann’s name to Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster: What does that mean?
Traitor: its a cool puppet from a kids tv show
Cookie Monster: oh thanks i think?
Robin: np miss M
Robin: shit Batman noticed me on my phone gtg
Traitor: RIP Robin
Green shooting hood: 1997-2010
Robin: shut up I lied and told him I was looking up a lead I do actually have to go now though
Traitor: I-
Green shooting hood: you lied to BATMAN???? And he fell for it???
Robin: yes I’m his partner I know him well enough to lie to him, but don’t try it at home kids
Robin: I really REALLY have to go now though
Robin: WHY ME why tonight??
Cookie Monster: wait what happened
Grammar Police: I am concerned for Robin now. Is everything ok in Gotham?
Traitor: Rob you still there?
Green shooting hood: everything’s fine Ivy just broke out of Arkham
Traitor: THAT DOESNT SOUND FINE?!?!?
Grammar Police: I am now very concerned.
Green shooting hood: meh normal Tuesday in Gotham
Traitor: I-
Traitor: your city terrifies me
Fish Bae and Roy Private Message
Roy: help me I’m bored
Fish bae: I thought you were going to sleep.
Roy: I was but now I’m awake and I can’t sleep
Fish bae: Have you tried warm milk?
Roy: Thats for children I’m a grown adult
Fish Bae: Warm milk can be for anyone and you are 17 that’s hardly an adult.
Roy: blegh, and I have the maturity of an adult, that’s what matters.
Fish bae: Sure you are babe.
Roy: please I need to have something to do I’m borreeedddd.
Fish bae: how is the hunt for the other Roy going?
Roy: Horribly but I think I have a lead, Im following up on it tomorrow which is why I needed to sleep but annoyance wonder decided this is the perfect time to disturb my beauty sleep.
Fish bae: Try counting to a thousand.
Roy: Hm
Roy: That might work thx bae!
Fish bae: No problem, good night.
Roy: gn