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Dirk and Clarence were walking home from college, it was a pretty rough day in class, but it always was a party with Clarences high and mighty attitude. "Sooooo, how are you and Harper? You guys getting buuussy!!??" Dirk almost fell over in shock. "Who the hell starts a conversation like that!? And NO!!!" Clarence laughed, patting his brothers back. "I'm joking! I'm joking!" "You better be! Especially with you and your fuckin body pillow!" Clarence looked at dirk, offended. "You must be a peasent, bats is NOT a body pillow! He's my sexy man." Dirk rolled his eyes. "Sure, sure." He muttered sarcastically.
They kept walking before Clarence stopped, his eyes wide and almost looking like they were sparkling like an anime girl, don't let hero hime near him. "Hoooollyyyy shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!!!" Clarence said happily! Dirk peered next to him to see who he has staring at, it was none other than Reggie, still wearing his college uniform but with the jacket opened, undershirt revealed, he was chewing on some gum and scrolling on his phone, he seemed to be waiting for the bus to go home.
"What are you looking at Clarence?" Clarence stared at Dirk. "Reggie! Duh! He's so cool! He's so confident a-and sexy a-and his fashion, god his fashion!!" Dirk sighed. "I know, you like him, go talk to him if your so high and mighty!" Clarence thought about it, then smiled. "Thanks bro!" Clarence began making his way to Reggie, dirk wanted to just go home and listen to harper but he wanted to make sure Clarence didn't get his ass beat. Clarence smoothly made it seem like he just so happened to stumble upon Reggie, and he made sure he wouldn't fuck up.
"Hey, Reggie" Clarence had a stupid smirk, Reggie looked at Clarence, he was dressed fairly nice and he had heard dirk complain to Harper about how he loves his brother but that he's extremely annoying and he should shut up about Dirk dressing like Adam Sandler. "Oh, hey uhh, Clarence, is your name right? Dirk loves to complain about you to his little girlfriend." Clarence was so happy he could talk to Reggie shutting him down immediatley! Maybe he DID have a shot!!
"You dress very se-fancily! Reggie! Uh, Where'd ya get them?" Reggie laughed. "This ol thing? This is just my dumb college uniform, hate that i have to have that weird sassy chap thing on it but whatever. Atleast i have sexier clothing back home." Clarence nodded, way to happy about the exchange going on. Reggie had a way clearer smile. "You know, you dress pretty nice for someone who's the brother of Dirk, the Adam sandler reject." Clarence laughed. "I know! He needs to pick up on my style. You know, I think we could be friends! Wanna maybe hang out at the cafe tomorrow?"
Reggie thought about it before shrugging. "Why not, you seem like someone i could actually spare my time for, well done, Clarence. Better be there or i'll kill ya! Bye bitch!" Clarence felt his heart race as Reggie's bus pulled up and Reggie got on it, Dirk stood, astonished. "How the hell did you get a date with REGGIE!??" Clarence smirked. "My charm!!" Dirk blinked. "Alright...race you home! Whoever looses is a rotten egg!!" Dirk sprinted away. Clarence gave chase. "God dammit Dirk!!!!!!!! I'll get ya!!!!!!!!"