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1. Apple Pie by angelofthequeers

   Fandoms: Supernatural  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel & Sam Winchester
   • past Castiel/Meg (brief mention)
   • Castiel
   • Dean Winchester
   • Sam Winchester
   • Romance
   • Fluff
   • Pet Names
   • Lol Castiel doesn't understand pet names
   • Or humanity in general
   • Castiel Does Not Get The References
   • Castiel Does Not Understand Humans
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Love Confessions
   • Adorable Castiel
   • I wanna smush my poor confused baby's cheeks
   • Jealous Dean
   • Cas doesn't get which desserts are used as pet names
   • Dean is Castiel's apple pie
   • awww
   • Kissing
   • Hugs
   • Season/Series 08
   • That's where my mind puts it
   • After the Leviathans but before Cas becomes human
   • Demisexual Castiel
   • Bisexual Dean
   • Cas doesn't understand sexual desire
   • Which is honestly me tbh
   • Don't copy to another site
   • Autistic Castiel (Supernatural)

   Summary

   Castiel is willing to admit that the finer points of humanity escape him. But this? This is utterly baffling. Why do people call each other by the names of desserts? And why are some desserts acceptable and others are not? Based on a Tumblr post.

   Series

   • Part 17 of Oneshots

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,279

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   1/1

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