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1. Ravished and Rescued [PODFIC] by Nosferatini for Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Consensual Non-Consent
   • Rape Fantasy
   • Captured!Stockholm Syndrome
   • begging for mercy
   • Name-Calling
   • Slut-Shaming
   • it's all part of the fantasy
   • Pirates
   • piratical pornography
   • yo hoes
   • hardly any Pirates of Penzance quotes
   • really you should be admiring the author's restraint
   • romance novel tropes
   • Regency Romanceish
   • first-time fantasy
   • Humor
   • hijinks on the high seas
   • ridiculous codswallop
   • Purple Prose
   • Drama queens
   • they're both giant dorks okay
   • Porn with Feelings
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale has any Effort you like
   • Oral Sex
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Fingering
   • Hand Jobs
   • depending on the Effort you have chosen for Aziraphale
   • intercourse of some variety
   • Coitus Interruptus
   • Pillow Principality
   • Praise Kink
   • not in the way you're imagining
   • or maybe so
   • Crowley loves to be the hero
   • Theft
   • Vandalism
   • shameless misuse of historical landmarks
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes

   Summary

   Aziraphale swelled to his full height, brimming with indignation. “I’m a lieutenant in the King’s navy, and I will defend this ship!”

   The brigand smirked. “And who will defend you, you toothsome thing?” He jumped down to the deck and knocked Aziraphale’s sword away with his pistol before he had time to breathe. Aziraphale gaped in outrage as his weapon clattered to the deck. Golden eyes raked him from stem to stern. “I begin to think I have better uses for you than fishbait.” A hot hand ran down the side of Aziraphale’s face and then fisted in his coat. “Perhaps you would better serve me on your knees.”

   Series

   • Part 50 of One-Shot Pods By Nos

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