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Charlies own hell

Summary:

This Is a jokefic, I only read fucked up stuff here but I thought this would be funny, Charlie Kirk at hazbin hotel... Who will our favorite podcaster meet now that he's dead and gone to hell?.......... Find out now...

My english is bad

Notes:

My english is bad

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

With a slight pain in his neck, Charlie's eyes closed and he stopped breathing.

That's the last thing he remembers, he wakes up in a place saturated with red, Sometimes he couldn't even tell that he was covered in blood. He wandered around, till he was in the in the city, he couldnt believe His eyes, gay rainbow demons fucking orgy shit, murder, arson, guns (which he isnt against of), he tried to hide in an dark alley, waiting for everything to calmn down...

"What the fuck Is happening?, am I dreaming?, I need to look at fucking myself at a mirror right now!, im so fucking scared, fuck what am I going to do!, If this is what I believe, I shouldn't be here!... Erika... Shes alone now... My children... fuck...." Charlie thought.

he started having a panic attack, he cried and wet himself.

He decided to sleep there; he would see what to do tomorrow.

The next day he woke up early, He looked around to see if everything was calmer so he could explore and find some shelter, and he found a large crowd gathered watching the news.

He quietly went inside to see what they were watching on TV.

"Some people might not believe in our cause, but we have proof redemption works, if someone can reedem themselves you also can, come now to the has-been hotel!" Said the jolly dumb blonde girl.

Charlie started to think he could reedeem himself, He naively believed everything the blonde said, Not thinking about all the work he had to do to redeem himself.

He walked until he reached that hotel, It was big, he was kinda excited, nervous, but excited to try.

He opened the door and saw the blond girl, as soon as she saw him, she went overjoyed, a new soul to reedeem yay!!!

"Hi, Welcome to the hazbin hotel!, You won't regret your stay!, my name is Charlie morningstar, whats your name?"

"Oh well, my name is also Charlie" Charlie Made his Little human being smile for a second, maybe this wasnt so bad, Charlie was white as paper and blond , just like Sydney sweedney, this would make the left angry.

But then she saw a gray girl.

She was ugly in his eyes... Gray.... Big nose.... Lesbian looking...

"Charlie, today... It was one of those days..." She said that to Charlie in a seductive way.

"Sorry vaggie... But I need to reedeem sinners, Its my favorite thing!, Charlie, Im so, so, so happy!!!.."

""Oh my god, where are my manners? This is my girlfriend, Vaggie," she said, and kissed Vaggie.

Charlie felt a little disgusted, but it meant that here he could stop being ashamed of himself... Perhaps things would be easier if **him** was here.

"You are here for redemption, right?" Charlie said

"Yes... I am" Charlie Kirk said

Charlie screamed so loud windows and angel's crystal dildo broke

Footsteps began to be heard, and a tall figure appeared, dressed in a very slutty way.

"Charlie, What have I said about yelling while I'm working?, Valentino would get angry if theres a minor mistake!, why cant you understand" angel said

"Im so so sorry angel!, butttt looks, theres a new sinner here! and his name is Charlie, yay, and you need to meet him, Charlie this Is angel, angel this is Charlie, you both are here for redemption, you two can help each other to redeem"
Charlie grabbed charlies hand and one of angels hand, and he made them hold hands.

Charlie felt his face getting hot, god this was humiliating...

Angel started laughing "Did you just cum in your panties?, Well, I understand, not everyone can handle being with a popular porn star like me, but im not cheap y'know?" He said, placing his hand on his hip.

Charlie saw this and said "Angel... You are making our new guest uncomfortable!, What did we say about boundaries?,Sorry Charlie!, he still has a lot to learn, do you want to see your room?"

Charlie nod his head, he was shy

Charlie led him into a room "Here, there It is"

Charlie opened the door and saw a small girl, red hair and cleaning

"This Is nifty! Our hotels concierge and a friend" Charlie said

"Stab! Stab!" Nifty was yelling while killing cockroaches

"Okay... okay nifty thats enough, Its our guest first day and his probably tired so lets give him his time to rest, sorry Charlie.. Shes just like that, but shes a great person when you get to know her" Charlie said
Nifty tried to stab Charlie(Kirk) and Charlie (morningstar) decided to pick up Nifty and take her away from the room "SORRY! BELIEVE ME THIS WOULD BE YOUR BEST DECISION EVER! pleasee"

Charlie Kirk just closed the door in her face.

He has a lot to process, and many more people to meet

Notes:

I got bored. Tell me in the comments what you want to happen!!!, Would you like to see Charlie x Angel Dust?