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“Rubbish”, the pale Man told his robot Companion, “You are a robot, you can’t feel bad!”
“Can’t I? Well, you shouldn’t have programmed me this way”, the robotic Master complained.
“That’s your punishment for all the bad deeds”, the pale vampiric doctor shrugged, “Besides it’s not like you will die or anything”
“I would rather die than feel this..”
“It’s just a cold, relax, don’t be such a whiney baby”
“That’s easy for you to tell Mr. I was bitten by a Vampire and can’t get a stupid cold.”
The Doctor in his old clothes just shrugged again, “Skill Issue.”
“What?”
“Read that on the Internet, you say it when somebody is being a whiney bitch.”
The Master sighed, "I still don’t get why you build me into a Robot if all you do is put me down.“
"If you were dead, I think you would miss out on your Punishment.”
“Punishment? You call this a Punishment?”, the Master had to stop himself from chuckling.
“I mean, you seem very clearly annoyed.”
“I am not!”, he pouted.
“Yes you are now shut up and complete the scan!”