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1. Parsnip and Other Hazards. by finelinefeelings

   Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
   • Harry Styles
   • Louis Tomlinson
   • Mitch Rowland
   • Liam Payne
   • Niall Horan
   • Firefighter Harry Styles
   • Established Relationship
   • Cat adoption
   • prawn cocktail crisps (derogatory)
   • daddy but only when talking to the cat
   • Louis has never met a candle he didn’t want to light
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rimming
   • Anal Sex
   • cockblocked by the cat
   • Chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash (One Direction)
   • Phalanges to Phelines (don’t ask)

   Summary

   seven months after the burnt-toast emergency, things have turned into something a lot less disastrous. Louis and firefighter Harry are figuring out life together but now they have a kitten!

   Series

   • Part 2 of Not a Real Emergency

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,116

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   1/1

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