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“Ava, what did I tell you? Get your dirty chimney sweep boots off of my rug!”
“Oh, come on, D. Chill.”
“Do not call me that. I am warning you. Off. Now!”
“Seriously? What the fuck, Deborah? I live here! Not to mention we are literally dating. And, FYI, the marble is fucking freezing!”
“Boo-hoo, I’m so delicate. Take them off or get the fuck out. And stop fucking eating greasy food on the sofa!”
“Okay. Jesus. They’re off! Happy?”
“No. Go wash your hands.”
“Oh, my God. It’s just peanuts!”
“Peanuts are lethal to fabric! So move your ass!”