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1. 我去不早说 by nickelpsyche

   Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Nov 2025

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   • Eom Seonghyeon/Martin Edwards Park
   • Martin Edwards Park
   • Eom Seonghyeon
   • Top Martin Edwards Park
   • Bottom Eom Seonghyeon

   Summary

   不小心和竹马一夜情之后以下这些事不建议做，尤其是最后一条，看看你都中了哪些：
   一、刺杀特朗普
   二、给三体人发射坐标
   三、邀请他当炮友
   不建议转发这条给你最爱的竹马看。

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

   Words:

   7,383

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   48

   Bookmarks:

   5

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