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1. Secret Elves by HeavenlyDew

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Filius Flitwick
   • Lavender Brown
   • Christmas Special
   • Hogwarts Sixth Year
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Little Turd Draco
   • Secret Santa
   • Gift Exchange
   • Draco Malfoy's Love Language is Gift Giving
   • Hermione Granger's Love Language is Writing Manifestos
   • Slow Burn
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • My Gift to You is Not Crying
   • Ron Weasley Smells Like Garlic
   • Weasley Sniffing
   • Community: dhr_advent

   Summary

   After being hoodwinked into signing up for Hogwarts' inaugural "Secret Elves" gift exchange, Draco discovers he has two options:

   1. Humiliate Hermione Granger by giving her rubbish so horrible, so embarrassing, that she'd practically drop to her knees begging for Howlers instead: overdue library books . . . unfinished homework assignments . . . and her very own badges that flash "Mudbloods Stink."

   or

   2. Fall hopelessly in love with Granger by Christmas Eve.

   *Written for D/Hr Advent 2025*

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