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Define "Emergency" by GojoStoleMyMan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Nov 2025
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“You’re telling me,” Suguru said slowly, “that you have, with intention, scheduled your bladder around our having sex.”
“I schedule everything,” Satoru said cheerfully. “You think this level of perfection just happens?”
He grunted. “I usually piss before we fuck. Like a sane person.”
“Eh. Maybe it’s because I bottom.” Satoru shrugged, hopping off the counter. “Because there’s pressure on my bladder or whatever. Something about the way you press down on everything—I dunno."
“Mhm.” Suguru lifted the mug to his lips. “Sure, Toru.”
OR; Gojo offhandedly mentions his secret to sexual satisfaction, and Geto runs with it.
